Is anybody watching this Wallenda dildo attempt to not splat at the Grand Canyon?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by LonghornJ, Jun 23, 2013.

  1. LonghornJ

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    I'm currently watching Indiana Jones for the 3000x time on Spike, but flipping back and forth... there really isn't shit on tonight. :nocheer:
     
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    Yes. So far bullshit filler
     
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    After this boring, bullshit buildup I hope he falls all the way to Norway and lands on Gary.
     
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    Yeah...

    Good thing he prayed with that Joel Olsteen cretin...can't fail with the Jesus on your side :cheer:

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    i thought his Mom was his wife.
     
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    The superbowl is on here :facepalm:
     
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    Jim Cantore will whore himself out for anything.


    he's the Ed Hochuli of weather.
     
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    he's not actually crossing the canyon. commercial said he is only 1500 feet up. canyon's a little deeper than that.
    But I hope for splat anyway.
     
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    I don't know how to use ignore or douche protect a thread... but continued Hochuli bashing will force me to figure it out.
     
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    i think after the first 100 feet it doesn't matter. at least to the guy falling.
     
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    :secret: 9'ers lose
     
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    you would do that to me?


    i don't think i've ever been more offended. :fil:
     
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    10 second delay will negate seeing a splat.... I think the airshow splat is the only splat the splat God's will give us this weekend.

    RIP
     
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    :confused:
     
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    btw, Longhorn is the smartest poster on any board. ever.




    in the history of boarddom.
     
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    I'm hoping at least to see a wobble, then tip... Then screen goes black.
     
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    It ends at 7:20, he'll probably start walkin across at about 7:15.
     
  18. LonghornJ

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    We need Ed to investigate if Tebow set up this whole Hernandez debacle to win a starting job this season.
     
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    fucker is still mad about the "Texas/help" thread though.



    he'll get over it.
     
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    You are.