Is anyone else disturbed by how many people here know how to cook crack???

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by DrivenByDemons, Feb 5, 2012.

  1. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    I mean, it's fucking crack.
    as in I'm a degenerate loser who smokes crack.
    I will eventually blow males penises for a hit of crack.
    can I bum a dollar for a sandwich (because I really need some crack)

    fucking crack :facepalm:
     
  2. walleye

    walleye Active Member Banned User

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    I don't believe it though
     
  3. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Somehow, it doesn't surprise me in the least.
     
  4. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    hey I have a fulltime job, 15 years, if I wanna indulge once or twice a year that's my business.
     
  5. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    Nutty shit happens on these goddamn boards.
     
  6. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

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    Blairg's an entertaining dude he's OK for a cracky :up:
     
  7. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    At least blair is posting today, schmoopy appears to still be busy this weekend.
     
  8. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    :hug:
     
  9. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    he called in sick to the internet again :c
     
  10. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    I've seen people try crack and it's not a once or twice a year thing bra. Did you read the third sentence in my OP???
     
  11. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    In the depths of a Dristan binge, listening to techno and masturbating to Latina porn that he pays by the minute for online.
     
  12. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    Well I can't make you believe me, but I don't do it all the time.
     
  13. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    He only pays for it because it's in HD and he has a big screen monitor for better viewing.

    That right there is either a muthafucka that's serious about his porn or a future terrorist.
     
  14. BleedingGums

    BleedingGums Fesh Fox Faggot VIP

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  15. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Ted, have you ever considered taking Schmoopy under your wing? Maybe giving him a little advice, teach him how to be cool, get him to stop abusing cold medicine to get high?
     
  16. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

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    I think he would listen to Ted
     
  17. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    I tell him stuff all the time, but then he gets all screwy and I go back to making fun of him again.
     
  18. HaroldJackson

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    I've made it before. Never used it. People can use it once or twice. Or just weekends. Don't believe the "use it once and you're hooked for life" shit from the 80's. A lot of people do get hooked, but they would be hooked on something else if it wasn't that. Not saying it isn't bad or addictive, just not everyone becomes a crackhead.
     
  19. Satori Brah

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    Once you go crack you never go back!