Is anyone here a lawyer?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by baltimore mike, Nov 23, 2012.

  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member POTY The Bar

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    i may need some advice
     
  2. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    Sure, what do you need.
     
  3. BleedingGums

    BleedingGums Fesh Fox Faggot VIP

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  4. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    Ask away
     
  5. newcastlefan

    newcastlefan גֵּרְשֹׁם VIP Gold

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    Hal is a criminal trial lawyer
     
  6. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    ya
     
  7. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    If you actually go through with the suicide you can't be charged with the crime. :toptip:
     
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  8. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member POTY The Bar

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    i dont wanna say in public
     
  9. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    :pedo:
     
  10. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    Divorce o_O
     
  11. newcastlefan

    newcastlefan גֵּרְשֹׁם VIP Gold

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    Hal is perfect for pedo cases. they're his main customers.
     
  12. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    O, u fucked. :c

    Just go down to the local PD, and plead guilty now.
     
  13. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member POTY The Bar

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    assholes
     
  14. Ron Decline

    Ron Decline New Member Banned User

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    plead insanity
     
  15. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    mike
     
  16. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    16 year old high schoolers are not kids
     
  17. beatlejaws

    beatlejaws nowhere poster

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    whoever Sandusky had, don't get him
     
  18. GHP

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    Blame your giant head
     
  19. zhukov

    zhukov Time Traveler VIP

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    move to Belize
     
  20. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    I'm sure it will be entertaining. You might want to reconsider.