Is anyone in the Bar in a financial rut that the only way out is to inherit money?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by EddyG, Mar 4, 2013.

  1. EddyG

    EddyG MORON Banned User

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    I can spin around making money here and there, switching jobs, but I won`t survive in the long run without an inheritance. Its fucking pathetic, but venting here relieves the horrible guilt of thinking about it. I won`t be rich, but I will be out of hand to mouth existence.
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I like young boys
     
  3. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    how many pizzas did you eat today Gary?
     
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    Orson Whales New Member Banned User

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    sometimes when I pull on my wee wee I feel like I have to pee and this yucky stuff comes out
     
  5. Ralph

    Ralph Don't Tread On Me

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    Fixed it
     
  6. Swayze

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    Ralph fell off a ladder whilst working at Wal-Mart

    His windfall has already blown in
     
  7. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Can you give me some of your killer gambling tips?
     
  8. EddyG

    EddyG MORON Banned User

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    Lemmy, you probably know my tips,but i am bored so i will tell you. By the way, if i followed my tips, I would have done better.
    Casinos: Have a number in your head, lets say $400, so when you lose that much, you will leave, the same for when you are up a certain amount, leave as well.

    for sports, have a number like $100.00 per game, never bet more or less, that way you will probably avoid chasing losses, which is a fucking killer. I prob won more bets than I lost, but I put too much on the losing bets. I miss the action, but those suicidal thoughts after the beatings were terrible so I can`t go back. I will see Motorhead a third time maybe?
     
  9. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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    last I knew SSI disability pay was like $8 an hour... I suppose that's comparable to Wal-Mart wages, but it's hardly a "windfall" unless he lives in a single wide in a relatives yard. :dontknow:
     
  10. MatthewT

    MatthewT Awaiting The Rapture VIP

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    winners know when to walk away from the table; losers don't have a choice :coffee:
     
  11. Swayze

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    I think you're spot on with this assessment
     
  12. low selfestitle

    low selfestitle Moderator Staff Member

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    Chriza likes young boys.
     
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    low selfestitle Moderator Staff Member

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    :ninja:
     
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    I'm going to kill myself for the insurance money.
     
  15. Cheri

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    Chriza was abused by his uncle.
     
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    Johnnykstaint VIP Extreme Gold

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    In about 14 months, my youngest kids will turn 18 = end of child support; its much like a sudden inheritance.
     
  17. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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    Smart money knows those grand casinos are built on the back of any sucker who sits at the table.
     
  18. EddyG

    EddyG MORON Banned User

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    I haven`t placed a bet since Nov 19 2005
     
  19. Swayze

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    I bet your a monster faggot
     
  20. Ralph

    Ralph Don't Tread On Me

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    :secret: ask him how he smells.