Is anyone jerking today?

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I will be later :dancin:


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    Got a date tonight, so I hope not.
     
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    :yes: Good luck
     
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  8. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I was just thinking about how the slave outfit in Return of the Jedi was such a waste because, obviously every guy loves it, it's a staple of American fapping. But at the end of the day, Carrie Fisher just isn't that fucking pretty, so it's always a little....eh, lessened from what it could have been.
     
  9. Mark Mayonnaise

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    But Christ sake, Olivia Munn in it... :drool:
     
  10. BrulesRules

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    But she was a Coke whore so there was that going for her o_O


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  12. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Top 5 for me :jerk:
     
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    Imagine like Megan Fox in that fucking outfit
     
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    The internets say she fucked her way into every job she's had.

    She's a keeper!
     
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    I'm sure I could make up a job for her to have.
     
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    :wtf:
     
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    I mean fucking look at this!!! :omg:

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    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    tonight. :cheers:
     
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