is ass slapping permitted in your workspace?

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  1. Czech

    Czech Active Member

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    either for retribution or reward,

    or, how about the fake one-two punch to the stomach gag.

    lastly, has it proven well for the office morale?
     
  2. BleedingGums

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    tyas
     
  3. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Depends on who's around.
     
  4. Gremlin

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    No
     
  5. FunnyFarm2

    FunnyFarm2 voice of reason VIP Gold

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    ass slapping is only permitted if it's followed by a "good game"
     
  6. gilaet

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    Ass grabbing on the other hand is absolutely acceptable!
     
  8. Neesie

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    Unless it's shaking the hand of someone I'm meeting for the first time, I find any form of touching in the workplace to be inappropriate and quite frankly, a tad creepy.
     
  9. Czech

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    ass grabbing &/or ass slapping is trumped by big wedgies, of course.
     
  10. Billy Brown

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    there two are times where ass slapping is ok

    1) during sex
    2) on the baseball field
     
  11. Czech

    Czech Active Member

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    when i'm in an office environment,

    i make sure my ass is inviting of slapping or grabbing
     
  12. FunnyFarm2

    FunnyFarm2 voice of reason VIP Gold

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    There is no friendly hug for a co-worker that just revealed she was pregnant or no sympathetic hug for someone who just lost a pet or family member?
     
  13. Neesie

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    If you have established an acquaintance/friendship with someone you work with, and you are having a personal conversation with them, then fine.

    But NO, I would absolutely NOT hug a person I work with that I do not consider to be my friend, no matter the circumstance, any more than I would hug the cashier at my supermarket or the mailman.
     
  14. gilaet

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    It's inappropriate to hug a mailman?
     
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    FunnyFarm2 voice of reason VIP Gold

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    good game neesie :c
     
  16. Neesie

    Neesie Princess Parliaments VIP Gold

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    I give him a bj at Christmas. I figure that's enough. :c
     
  17. B Stache

    B Stache is Bahindur Stachian

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    Sup brah!!
     
  18. Czech

    Czech Active Member

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    so, what your saying is: its not o.k to touch but its o.k to fantasise about others in the secrecy of the mind

    is this right?
     
  19. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    Neesis doesnt have anything to worry about since nobody will grab her ass
     
  20. gilaet

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    I'll stick with a hug. :no: