Is Beefus modeling for lawns?

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  1. Pussy Tendon

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    I present to you, exhibit a.

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    Wait, it can't be her. There's no cat on her chest, which isn't wonky, by the way. Plus, this clearly isn't a selfie, since we can see both of her hands.
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    Horses love hay not grass. :grad:
     
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    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    "Promotes stuff unsolicited for free, Robin, she's quite the earner."
     
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    :jj: That really does look like her. All you twitters should start tagging her in some tweets with that, I wonder if she would respond.
     
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    Carpets, grass, snow, sand. Anything else she can sleep on?
     
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    Oh, it's not her? Really looks like her. Amazing this broad captured the sleep pose.
     
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    so you don't want her to work? :wtf:
     
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    Gary puppet, we speak your name. Mr x? Anyone?
     
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    Well, maybe minus the man-hands and man-jaw... :dontknow:

    I guess that's what she would look like if she was actually a WOMAN.... :giggle:
     
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    The tits are just slightly askew. I'm off to the Scott's website to investigate more.
     
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    Exhibit B - ears look pretty damn close to me:

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    How is she "The beautiful Beth O"? I'll never get that reference.
     
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    And look at those chiseled clavicles. Nothing on the scotts website.
     
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    yeah,thats her.
     
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    Is doing nothing in exchange for money considered work?
     
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    I checked it out - couldn't find anything on their website, either. I found a CNBC press release on the app that gives some info. Might be worth an "innocent sounding" e-mail to the media contact given in the release.

    http://www.cnbc.com/id/102533530

    If it is Beth, they photoshopped her hands "down" a little, but those hands are posed so they are largely hidden (interesting...). Agree there is also some serious clavicle going on.
     
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    I don't think it's her... look at that woman's hair color. Beth never has that much natural blonde hair uncolored. There's a few inches of natural hair color on that broad.
     
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    Not her..no fake lashes and this woman has much more feminine features