Is Beth a classic SUCCUBUS?

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  1. tired

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    It seems Beth meets all the requirements of the classic SUCCUBUS of medieval and south park fame. Can't post a pic but even in paintings of the time the SUCCUBUS just looks like a Beth with fangs pics minis the channel hand bag.
     
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    Yes, she is. Excellent thread, by the way.[​IMG]
     
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    Someone add a channel bag and you're there! Oh my fucking good look at the hooves on the SUCCUBUS! Remind you of anyone?
     
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    Before she was married she was a suckyoubus. Now married she's not even a suckyouinalimo kinda girl
     
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    She's not clever enough to be evil.
     
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    Technically, Succubi provide/lure you in with sex and then devour your soul. So I think it's an apt analogy.
     
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    Fuck!!!! First Chef, Then Hamptons........
     
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    suc·cu·bus
    [suhk-yuh-buhs]
    noun, plural suc·cu·bi [-bahy] .
    1. a demon in female form, said to have sexual intercourse with men in their sleep.
    2. any demon or evil spirit.
    3. a strumpet or prostitute

    Hmmm?
     
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    There are many SUCCUBUS thoughts, 1 is the lure you with, then change the script. But bottom line has Howard ever rocked since she showed up?
     
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    Howard's always in his sleep when Beth initiates sex so this makes perfect sense.
     
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    Needs more teeth!
     
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    Anyone watching "Lost Girl" Pretty good scifi show about a succubus.