Is Beth really this STUPID??

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  1. Thelma

    Thelma Well-Known Member

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    @ILoveJerry4 @bethstern My bulldog Jerry ate a scorpion last nite, now he has blood coming out of his eyes & butthole and he's not moving! What do I do?

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    VET ASAP

    9:33 AM - 1 Jun 12 via web


    -- At least she didn't say hire a paramedic ...
     
  2. TrotMeAround

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    Yes
     
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    "Tell the scorpion to see a behaviorist"
     
  4. Obi Drunkenobe

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    Thats funny
     
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    is the vet for the dog or to save the scorpion though?:dontknow:
     
  7. HowieStearn

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    find a shovel. dont fu your nails
    :chimp:
     
  8. eliasbboy

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    "Call a Takespideroutapoochesassologist ASAP."
     
  9. Time Bandit

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    why do you think howard picked her?
    because she's an easy lay cum jug thats why..
     
  10. Tish

    Tish Well-Known Member

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    Yes.
     
  11. Vdrummer35

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    howcie only fucks himself, beff o only fucks howcie out of his mind & money for bags & clothes?
    don't forget, howcie makes gary clean up after him?
    howcies beard will leave him as soon as she thinks her mom cave thing works?
     
  12. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...reaching 40 has got to get her to sit down and evaluate the whole deal that is her life to this point and where its going from here. right?
     
  13. pheelios

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    Odds are she is more stupider than that.
     
  14. stripes

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    they will be having a kid btw. you're a total moron if you think otherwise.:rolleye:
     
  15. pheelios

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    Do you think Beff will make a good Soccer Horse Mom?
     
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    I thought it was very wise advice
     
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    Reps for Mary^
     
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    :facepalm:
     
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    There will be NO child! You heard it here first.


    I take cash. :coffee:
     
  20. Farticulator

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    No, I actually think she's dumber than this.