Is blowing an enormous, cavity-clearing booger into a towel one of the best feelings

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  1. 2Manboobs

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    ...life has to offer???

    When all the trailing snot, loose nose hair, and accompanying satellite-boogers come out all in one honking blast ...And, all of a sudden outside air has an unobstructed pathway straight to your lungs.... Its like the clouds just parted, the birds start singing, and Van Halens "Beautiful Girls" comes on the radio all at the same time .... ... It really is the simple things in life


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    This fucking guy... :facepalm:
     
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    He speaks to me
     
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    What is this?
     
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    :beer::kitty:
     
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    :dontknow: I agree about the boogers by the way.
     
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    Not as good as wiping your ass with a towel :dontknow:
     
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    Clearing an airway blocking booger is right up there where an orgasm on terms of best feelings.
     
  11. Mr. Potato Head

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    Hell yeah! :yes:
     
  12. Mr. Potato Head

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    I just don't see that doing it for me. :puke:
     
  13. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    And me, there's something refreshing about him.
     
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    That's because your wife probably does it for you
     
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    Mr. Potato Head Darth Tater™ 2010 OG Gold

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    Oh.
     
  16. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Time to pulsate. Time to yearn. 2010 OG POTY The Bar Gold

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    :cwl: :cwl::cwl::cwl::cwl:
     
  17. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Time to pulsate. Time to yearn. 2010 OG POTY The Bar Gold

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    This is a life affirming moment.
     
  18. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Time to pulsate. Time to yearn. 2010 OG POTY The Bar Gold

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    Robert of Trawr! :derp:
     
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    Please take note that Tha Kid is co-opting your verbiage!
     
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