Entertainment Is Burping only for the young?

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  1. Dorb

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    I'm 72 and cant even remember the last time I burped. I can drink beer or carbonated water and eat like a pig but still no longer burp. Anyone else have this problem or is it just my age?

    p.s. This thread is so trivial that I wouldnt blame Dawg or the mods for deading it. :duhme:
     
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    I don't know about age, but I work with a guy who burps out loud and then says, "Excuse me", like it happened by accident.

    You don't have to vocalize the burp, dummy!
     
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    I love burping, I hope I don't lose the ability when I get older.
     
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    I dont vocalize my burp. I dont burp at all. Maybe a little reading comprehension on your part would help.
     
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    They call it "shitting your pants" when you turn 72.
     
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    Hey!:mad: I never shit my pants.....well, almost never.:(
     
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    Your body is decomposing from the inside out other than that > tl:dr
     
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    This
     
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    Jesus I know a guy just like that. He holds his closed fist in front of his mouth, burps and then says "pardon me. ". I've known this fucker all my life and he's always done it.
     
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    That's only because you don't wear pants.
     
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    There's this fucking old Asian lady who burps in my face every fucking time I get on the elevator with her. It's disgusting. I wanna throw her down the shaft.
     
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    :gflash2:
     
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    No it's not for the young only. I have hear many an elder burp resoundingly! :grad: You must have meant sex, not burping.
     
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    Be happy, excessive burping in the a silver haired devil like you is a sure sign of Alzheimer's and/or dementia.
    I shit you not.
    :eek:
     
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    shouldn't you be taking a dirt-nap somewhere?
     
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    Mud nap. I'm a damn pig!
     
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    No, me dick is working just fine thank you.
    Maybe those elders wernt so old?
     
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    I live in Floriduh. It's full of OLD people.
     
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