Entertainment Is Chris Evans a cuck ?

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  1. DDragon

    DDragon Well-Known Member

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    He's dating some below average looking female comedian I never heard of when he could be dating some hot young trim. He himself looks terrible btw. I would keep those Captain America muscles 24-7 but looks like he only gets in shape when he has to make those movies. He looks sorta sickly.

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    http://www.people.com/article/chris-evans-jenny-slate-couple-dating-event
     
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    somedude61 Well-Known Member

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    Is she Indian, from India? If so then she may be cooking for him and Indian food just sucks.
     
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    Cuck? Speak English, please.

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  4. DDragon

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    Jenny slate fucking rules. Take it back.
     
  6. DDragon

    DDragon Well-Known Member

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    Appears to be an alpha male on the outside but isnt on the inside. Down with feminism and all that bs.
     
  7. DDragon

    DDragon Well-Known Member

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    Is she the funniest female comedian around ?
     
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    I think she's a Jew, from Jewlandia.
     
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    No
     
  10. Tranquil

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    She looks really cute, and he looks fine, not sickly at all. :dontknow:
     
  11. DDragon

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    Keep your fucking muscles like Stallone and Arnold did. Doing it only for movies make you a cuck.
     
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    i'd bang the hell out of jenny slate. she's done some funny stuff.
     
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    Stern show related because hes balding.
     
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    He appears to be happy but I will say (((slate))) , (((Evans))).
     
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    Stallone only dated models. :grad: Total 100% alpha.
     
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    OP seems like a cuck
     
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    Stallone was the man
     
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    What is a female comedian?
     
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    Bubbleguts420 2 word review, shit sandwich

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    She is on the Kroll show. She is cute and funny.
     
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    Jenny Slate is crazy talented. "Below average" doesn't even scrape.

    Unless you're focusing on her looks. She's very ethnic Jew-lookin', but some peeps like that look.

    Why do you care who Captain America dates so much, anyway? :stalker:
     
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