Is Easter the Catholic holiday that really stretches things?

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  1. Daveindiego

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    I mean if you're buying this story, then you are a Grade A Catholic in good standing, right?

    Just so that I have this whole thing straight....Today is the day that Jesus "came back to life"?

    i guess if you can buy that one, you'll buy anything.
     
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    You were there you tell us
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    I would have been all "LOL, you are all fucked up if you think that dude came back to life". Then I'd point at them, and laugh.
     
  4. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...the jews i know are also celebrating this week and this weekend yet people say we are different. confoozing.
     
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    That's pretty much what the Jews and the Romans did

    Worked out well for them, too :)
     
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    "in good standing" :jj:
     
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    Catholics :p
     
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    ...time magazine april 8th 1966. yeah they sold a few.


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    Fuck faith in god, believe in science...
     
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    Thousands of people were crucified for crimes against the state. Jesus wasn't so special. As a matter of fact he was just another trouble maker to the Romans. He was of such little importance that there is no written record of his crucifixion until people started making up stories about it.

    There was no Jesus. He is just a name to represent the horrible death thousands of people endured under Roman rule in Jerusalem.

    Came back to life. :funny: That's a good vun.
     
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    Less Jesus talk

    More swifty videos
     
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    If He was such a trouble maker to the Romans, why did Pontius Pilate and Herod want to release Him, finding no fault in the man? :bullypop:
     
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    i have little respect for people who believe in resurrection. even jeebus would have laughed.
     
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    Because it's made up. :rolleye: