Is eating undercooked meat really that big a deal?

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

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    So I was at Melting Pot yesterday and our waiter was all like "HURR DURR THE SALMON SHOULD BE COOKED FOR TWO MINUTES, EVERYTHING ELSE TWO AND A HALF MINUTES HERP DERP DERP" :words: and I was cooking my meat and I am fat and impatient so I took it out early and I cut into it and they were like OMG YOU SHOULDN'T EAT IT but I was like FUCK THE POLICE and I ate it anyway and I didn't die

    Should I have gotten like, sick or something?



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  2. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    what you are eating mounds of dirt there? :worried:
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

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    That's called seasoning, buttfag
     
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    omg the dogshit on grated cheese looks delish
     
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    Depends on the meat.
     
  6. Mark Mayonnaise

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    That's Teriyaki marinated sirloin
     
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    I don't know, but I'm already sick of this thread.
     
  8. Kanye West

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    you season your meat in dirt :wtf:
     
  9. Brian

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    You no die, but say herro to the worms in your intestines, prease.
     
  10. DrSublux

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    if the meat is fresh you can eat it raw like unwashed anus
     
  11. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I had duck, sirloin, and pork
     
  12. Mark Mayonnaise

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    More worms = I'll lose even more weight! :dancin:
     
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    Eat that shit rare or medium, nigga
    YOLO
     
  14. Kanye West

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    you gonna die if you undercooked the duck
     
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    except for pork those animals are fucking as dirty as a washed turd cutter
     
  16. MatthewT

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    salmon should be okay; usually you want to kill all the worms in the meat by cooking it :hat:
     
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    [​IMG] ROR :asian:
     
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    they give you dumplings to fuckng put in that damn pot?
     
  19. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I don't eat salmon

    Fuck salmon

    IT'S FUCKING AWFUL
     
  20. Mark Mayonnaise

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    That's pot stickers you bitchass