Stern Show Is Emily talking about Zoo Za Zoo?

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  1. imissalison

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    imissalison f**k Mutt

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  3. Mike

    Mike Charge On

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    I always said that she was gifted but I never realized just how much.
     
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    Howie and the crew cracked us all up with playing this over and over again. Who would have thought his offspring would be a worse "poet".
     
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    :jumpclap:Trust fund kids are truly a blessing to the planet Earth. Because they're not burdened with earning a living to afford food and shelter, they have the time and luxury to ponder the mysteries of life and solve all of the worlds problems through song and poetry. God bless 'em all.
     
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    The song has come into existence;

    it's all I sing.

    The open throat breathes this song into existence-

    the birds, the sun and all yarmulke.
     
  8. beetlejosh

    beetlejosh Do I look like I'm not stupid, Sal?! Gold

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    Howard is like King Midas, except anything he touches
    turns into an asshole.
     
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    Her writing is shit. She expresses nothing but banalities and, formally speaking, is unable to construct a single compelling sentence.
     
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    Really Really BAD.
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    I feel like you're speaking for a certain black child of an ambiguous rapper/actor.
     
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    Not just a Trust Fund but also Hush Money. She knows stuff about Daddy Dearest.:za:
     
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    What the?
     
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    I was just about to say that.
     
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    She'd love me, I would keep her throat open and breathe my life juice into her belly's existence. Fucking freak.
     
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    Emily's father, Howard Stern, is a poet, too. Here is his poem called "Cock".

    cock, cock, cock
    cock, cock, cock
    cock, cock and cock
     
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    I still don't get why two workers like Howard and Alison tolerate useless kids!!!
     
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    Thick, girthy
    Beer-can cock
     
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