Is everyone brushing up on their Chinese language skills?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Gitfiddle, Dec 9, 2014.

  1. Gitfiddle

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    I used to pretend that one of my endless supply of grandparents died to get an extension on some school project

    whatever works I suppose
     
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    Had some fish head call me from Microsoft support telling me I have a virus on the pc In the background I can hear 20 other slope heads barking out their scripted lines I let this mutant go on and on for 25 minutes, at the end I really gave him a piece of my mind I tell ya.
     
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    I know, right?
     
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    yes
     
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    When someone calls to sell me something or scam me, I hang up. :dontknow:
     
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    In 5-10 years there will be ear pieces controlled by your phone that translate languages.
     
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    Why not forgive their student loans, give them food stamps and $$$ to live on for the rest of their lives, too. I mean if this is affecting them so badly, they can never work again, right?

    This trauma should also impede their having children, so let's tie their tubes/give them a vasectomy just in case. Free of charge, of course.

    :rolleyes:
     
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    If I tie him up for 25 minutes knowing it's a scam then that's one less fucko trying to scam some unsuspecting nitwit.
     
  12. Bro

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    You could always tell him to hold on and check back once in a while and see how long he holds for.
     
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    You should turn @Mlaw loose on them to investigate their Facebook page.
     
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    It would be okay if China takes over cuz their food kicks ass
     
  16. Gitfiddle

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    Real Chinese food =/= American Chinse food.

     
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    Chinese :fail:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:jj:
     
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    Well hopefully they'd let us keep some
     
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    :lol:
     
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