Is Heidi Klum "damaged Goods?"

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  1. Wangold

    Wangold Well-Known Member

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    Would anyone want to follow that Pocked-faced Seal?
     
  2. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

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    She's ruined
     
  3. DarkFriday

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    The correct term is "Busted the Fuck Up" and yes she is, very much so. :coffee:
     
  4. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.:sadbye:
     
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    Somehow I'm reminded of when they renewed their "vows" on an iceberg a couple years ago and all I can think is "how the fuck did you marry that Lupus faced circus freak" in the first place...
     
  6. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    she's good looking puss. i don't care if she's been with a neeg.
     
  7. RH Goatcabin

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    How big is his negro pennis? Did it core out her laughing vaginer?
     
  8. Mack

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    would hit with vigor
     
  9. jackie the jerk

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    I do her even if I had to crawl inside with my whole body just to hit the walls from all sides.
     
  10. low selfestitle

    low selfestitle Moderator Staff Member

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    schwarzbeschädigt
     
  11. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie VIP

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    Seal made some great music. That being said, I wouldn't fuck his sloppy seconds with schmoopy's shriveled little dick.

     
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  12. LonghornJ

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    Ugh how many times was that lumpy lupus face buried between her legs... eww.
     
  13. Senator Rick

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    stained by the demon seed
     
  14. FtM

    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    Not an black or white thing, she's damaged goods because she's given birth to four kids right off the bat....

    ...first one by a rich ugly asshole who hangs out on a yacht and bangs models and high-priced hookers...

    ...three by a guy named Seal who probably has the dong of a seal...

    ...she's still pretty and she'll probably snag another rich dude, but in the the minds of the pussy connaisseurs on the internet, she's damaged goods with a lot of kid baggage.
     
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    I'm sensing a touch of off colored remarks building here.

    colored. :secret:
     
  16. Senator Rick

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    naaah... not racism. This is all about a good looking broad fucking a music star.
    That's all this is about.
     
  17. Phil McKrakin

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    BTW... this thread needs pics.

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  19. Senator Rick

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    Oh.
    Definitely damaged.
     
  20. FtM

    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    Indeed, but more recent ones. :coffee: