Is Howard a billionaire?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by MilkyDischarge, Jun 23, 2015.

  1. MilkyDischarge

    MilkyDischarge The "Fuckin' cockroach infestation!" Gold

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    given his salary over the years, and assuming he's not paying too much hush money, he's got to be, right? Including his assets, he's got to be in that club, huh?
     
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    redwolf Well-Known Member VIP

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    well taxes take a healthy sum, why do you think he bought a home in Florida, ex wife took a good chunk, but I gotta believe he's pretty close! worth well over 500 million I gotta believe
     
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    joe361 Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I doubt that he's close to three commas.
     
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    BrerJimmy Well-Known Member

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    No, but Allison might be close.
     
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    I'm sure he invested well through the years. Still, he has a lot expenses, so he may fall short of being a billionaire. Mansions, penthouses, staff, taxes, Dons 10%, Beth, wigs, his mistress Ralph, his shrink, cat litter...that's a lot of marbles leaking out of the vault.
     
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  6. Biff DiBiase

    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. Gold

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    The only thing that I know for certain is that he has more money than any of us. I would have to assume that he has some pretty healthy investments, so who knows? Close to a billion for sure.
     
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    Any chance he had at becoming a billionaire dried up when he married Seabuscuit and she started spending his cash like it was boardgame currency.
     
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    $200,000,000-$250,000,000 tops
     
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    Not even close with that wife of his.
     
  10. JameGumb

    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    It's hard to say. In sure Alison cleaned him out for millions when he had his divorce. So it'd be best to consider everything he made from then on. I estimated he should be in the 700 to 800 million range or so
     
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  11. Turkeyneck

    Turkeyneck Howard's got one, not me VIP

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    no, but he's thought of cock about a billion times by now.
     
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    No. His "hair" dresser Toni needs to be constantly kept quiet.
     
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  13. Mr Vengeance

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    Like I give a shit....

    All his money appears to give him little joy. His fans who made him now hate him. He had to become a hypocrite of epic proportions to try and change his image. His kids seem to have no use for him. He has no friends. In the end, he'll be a rich, lonely old man, who got taken by a retard from Pittsburgh and killed his legacy.

    Enjoy that extra cheese on your Whopper, fuckface.
     
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    There's this crazy old concept called "knowing your ass from a hole in the ground."

    That site has no more clue what Howard is worth than the people on this board. They just post a figure so idiots like you will link to it.
     
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    :lol: Seabiscuit :whythelongface?:
     
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    I thought Howard's recent deals were structured such that his agent's fee would be covered by Sirius\NBC. Thus if Wigward receives $80,000,000 from Sirius then Don receives $8,000,000 from Sirius (which translates to an additional 8 million marbles for Gunkard).
     
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  19. Bristol Chicken

    Bristol Chicken Free Range and Loving It

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    He is maybe 1 or 2 lawsuits away from attaining that goal.
     
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    xgohabsx Well-Known Member

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    Great point! When I did an Alta Vista search it actually returned over 100 results, not just the one I listed, that was for effect but I assume you knew that. My point was that there is technology available to answer certain questions that people have without relying on a message board asking people to reply that would have no idea how much someone makes.

    I do feel like an idiot now so thanks for jumping in. I would love your insight into the best way to find information about something without relying on the search engines. If I don't hear back I will try the library.

    Thanks again.