Is Howard Creepy? List them...

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  1. TheLACritic

    TheLACritic Well-Known Member VIP

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    During the recent satellite and Beth years, and especially since AGT, Howard has tried to convince people that he really is a good guy and not that "creep" he plays on the radio. The recent attacks against the news anchor in Kentucky prompted Howard to call her a loser and fat among other things for speaking about him.

    So we've had posts asking to list the lies of Stern. What about making a list of creepy things he's done and said?

    Is asking about the size of a man's penis creepy?
    What did he say about Katie Lee? Fergie?

    What creepy things can we list?
     
  2. BethSucks

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    Humiliating Wendy the Retard about her bathroom habits.
     
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    Getting "turned on" when his daughter speaks a foreign language
     
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    Rhinosaucerous Self-hating Millennial

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    Whispering into the mic, "Act naturally, like it's the real thing" to multiple whores on the sybian. Idk some people like that, but I can't get into it when I'm hearing Howard's voice. :jj:
     
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    Obsessing on "Doody" and peoples bathroom habits, especially when it comes to "Feces" and "Wiping".

    In fact, just the way he says "Feces" is creepy as hell.

    He's mentally ill.
     
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    That's a good one, he was really creepy early on with those Sybian rides....."is it happening?"
     
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    Yes, it's creepy.

    When you consider that Howard's coworkers are actually his paid employees, things get extra creepy.

    He's asked virtually every employee how big his cock is. He routinely asks paid employees to do gay stunts as punishment in contests. He makes his paid employees endure every unpleasant detail about his masturbation habits, from the material he uses for stimulation to his cleanup method, on an almost daily basis.

    He "talks to his shit" when he moves his bowels. He's admitted this many times.

    He flirts with good-looking guys to the point where it becomes uncomfortable for everyone.

    He's a very creepy guy.
     
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    lilbuddy67 A man with breath-taking anger management issues Banned User

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    I'll say one thing about the Zion King---at least he's not drugging and raping women. Ralph maybe, but not women.
     
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    beer can thick
     
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    Exit136 Well-Known Member

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    There are so many but recent ones - having a 61 year old witch faced praying mantis say:

    'Ariana Grande is so hot, I'd do her' : He's old enough to be her grandfather, she was like 20 at the time. Creepy. Bet horse face was pissed.
    'I could hang with you, let's set something up' - to DJ Skrillex, a 19 year old DJ. As if Skrillex would want to hang with that old wig wearing gas bag.
     
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    Especially since Ariana looks like she's only 15.....

    Didn't he claim he jizzed in is pants once at Scores? I don't remember if it was him or someone else....
     
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    OK Gary, turn it up to 75 percent.....
     
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    Are you thinking of Ronnie's "silver dollar?"
     
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    Yeah that could be it...,
     
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    I don't doubt Stern did too...he always talked about how the best lap dances involve the girl grinding her knee into your cock.
     
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    Yep he did. Beth was dancing with a stripper and he came without even being touched. Just the sight of them dancing did the trick.
     
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    Oh yeah, thats when Beth would tag along and it was soooo hot Robin. All the girls wanted to get with Beth.
     
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    Now thats creepy :giggle:
     
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    Creepy that his too thin wife looks good.
    Creepy that he is so obsessed with his own weight.
    Creepy new teeth.
    Creeped out (I am) with his hair.
     
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    Here's a unique one that just popped into my head:

    Many times during OJ trial discussions, Stern and company made light of OJ "betraying the sistas" by being with a number of white women (e.g. Nicole and Paula to name a couple). Listening with the benefit of hindsight, Howard seems really into the idea of a black male being with a white female sexually. He makes references to him as "The OJ", like he's more beast than he is man. Is this the idea from which the cuckold photoshops in the photoshop thread were created? I'm serious it's actually really starting to creep me out!