Is Howard Losing Testosterone?

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  1. peterfonda

    peterfonda Well-Known Member

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    Might explain why he seems to be morphing into his mother a little more each day.
     
  2. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    Well you start losing it after age 30 so I'd say yes he's going to start looking like his mom. :D
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    I think he's lost more than testosterone, he looks like a rotting gargoyle corpse (with a dirty, blackened mop stuck on top).
     
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    Not 'low test'....'no test'.
     
  7. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    he's never been a picture of masculinity, narrow shoulders, big hips, no muscle tone, no sports = low testosterone
     
  8. Halloween

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    I think he must be deficient in a lot of vitamins due to his anorexia.
     
  10. BethSucks

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    It's more likely he hit menopause
     
  11. peterfonda

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    Maybe, but I'm 48 and nobody's mistaking me for my mom.
     
  12. broccoli rob

    broccoli rob thanks for the memories DW3

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    is a 60 year old man losing testosterone? what are you a retahd
     
  13. markluke

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    I call bullshit on low testosterone. His test level is just as high as his hair is real and jet black.
     
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    I think he's impodent.

    A couple years ago he started talking about trying to jackoff & couldnt get hard or barely get hard... I think this is where we are seeing Beths has you back, she's on my team bullshit because he cant get his dick hard. He NOW will have as many Hour Long Cat Howard TV & Radio Spots because she is staying with him to make him look youthful.
     
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    Unless he's totally impotent he can always take Viagra. However, I think you have something there. At the very least he has an extremely low sex drive.
     
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    Howard had testosterone?
     
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    In his day he had a lot of anger, which is driven by testosterone. Nowadays he just has kittens.
     
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    Haven't we already established all of this? It's clear that he's low on T given his genetics and his diet.

    The guy thinks people who eat meat have nothing going on. Instead he opts for mercury-laden fish (and probably radioactive by now).

    He probably drinks a lot of soy milk which elevates estrogen. A meal is a handful of nuts. He jogs rather that bump up his anaerobics.

    If you hid the genitals, a medical doctor may actually confuse The Pelican for a female.
     
  19. StRyDeRxX

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    Howigs taking Estrogen shots!
     
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    All the years the Wig would talk about working out and running and not understanding why he wasnt buff? Hes a fucking puss, any other normal guy knows how to work out or obtain some type of muscle mass. He's always been a bitchy little loser that feeds off everyone else and their greatness. Dumb ol' Wig.