I keep trying to convince myself that this is a bit, but he is so fucking vain and full of himself, that I think it might not be. He has Sal and Richard ask a bunch of screaming, orgasming teenaged girls at a One Direction concert if they think Howard Stern is sexy. Dead silence. Howard seems shocked that they were screaming their lungs out, and it all of a sudden stopped when asked that question. The dude is a 60+ year old man. That alone would get the same reaction. But based on the fact that he has no ass, no arms, no abs, no chest, and a beak/adams apple that won't quit, he has NOTHING that most women find appealing - except for his hair, which we all know is not real.