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Is Howard really surprised when a bunch of teenage girls don't think he's sexy?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by JoeyG, Nov 26, 2012.

  1. JoeyG

    JoeyG Member

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    I keep trying to convince myself that this is a bit, but he is so fucking vain and full of himself, that I think it might not be. He has Sal and Richard ask a bunch of screaming, orgasming teenaged girls at a One Direction concert if they think Howard Stern is sexy. Dead silence. Howard seems shocked that they were screaming their lungs out, and it all of a sudden stopped when asked that question. The dude is a 60+ year old man. That alone would get the same reaction. But based on the fact that he has no ass, no arms, no abs, no chest, and a beak/adams apple that won't quit, he has NOTHING that most women find appealing - except for his hair, which we all know is not real.
     
  2. newcastlefan

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    very few 60 yr old men are sexy to teen girls unless their cocks are wrapped in $100 bills.
     
  3. Mr Fantastic

    Mr Fantastic Meat Pocket Aficionado VIP

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    He is definately heading in the wrong direction.
     
  4. Reggae Mistress

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    I find him hideous and I'm old :dontknow:
     
  5. Imus O Sternsky

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    This trick also works well on 40 yr old ex Ames modoes.
     
  6. BrerJimmy

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    I don't get it. I thought all teenage girls were into guys who look like an old Jewish grandmother fucked a pelican.

    Changing times, man. Changing times.
     
  7. HowieStearn

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    I don't get it, teenage girls think Hef is sexy :dontknow:
     
  8. SiriusDawg

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    Another example where Stern thinks its edgy to mock his looks yet really thinks he looks good
     
  9. DearLawd

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    I can't believe any young woman would find Howard physically attractive unless he had a chocolate penis that ejaculates money.
     
  10. SiriusDawg

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    Money can solve any problem....except Howard's looks
     
  11. Snotty

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    He has a 40 plus teen girl telling him everytime the cunt wants something, Why shouldn't he believe it?
     
  12. HowieStearn

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    leave your fantasies out of this :hhh:
     
  13. kippy

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    Most teenaged girls have no idea who Howard Stern even is.
     
  14. GaryPuppet

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    This was a classic example of Howard having nothing to do with show prep meetings.

    This is his crew coming up with this shit on their own without his knowledge.

    And this is why is show sucks so bad now.
     
  15. Dump Button

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    Fixed and this
     
  16. DogStar69

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    All his money makes him delusional. Even his photoshpped pics of himself where he shave off 30 years don't make him good looking.
     
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    I am guessing most people under 30 have no clue who he is.
     
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    This thread is begging for that hideous pic of him from AGT where he looks like a combo of Rae Stern and a 157-year old tortoise.
     
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    Howard who?
     
  20. GaryPuppet

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    Howards own children don't know or want to know who he is at this point.

    So why would a bunch of random 14 yr olds who want to blow some lip syncing British lads with bad teeth?