Is Howard Stern a Homosexual?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by dawg, Apr 9, 2013.

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What exactly is Howard Stern?

  1. Heterosexual Male

    13 vote(s)
    13.4%
  2. Homosexual Male

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    42.3%
  3. Bisexual Male

    37 vote(s)
    38.1%
  4. Fuck off

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  1. dawg

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    Bisexual? Full blown queer? Just has a fascination with black cock?

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  2. dawg

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    I should have put Grandfather in place of male.
     
  3. Nemo

    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    Andy Dick
    Mark Harris
    Jann Wenner

    Howard Stern

    :coffee:
     
  4. BethSucks

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    Closeted gay, won't come out because of his anti-gay parents.
     
  5. dawg

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    Someone told me to fuck off :wtf:
     
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    In all honesty, I don't think he's gay. I think he's a lazy Yid cunt who asks about cock size because he thinks it's "shocking".
     
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    Edit, I'm retarded.
     
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    He is clearly gay. There's nothing really else to say about that.
     
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    I voted hetero, but in the gayest way possible.

    I doubt he's had actual gay sex, but he's pretty much living the gay lifestyle, just without the cock...
     
  10. BethSucks

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    He's always acted like it's normal and natural for men to check out other men in bathrooms and locker rooms, that's my basis for the gay verdict.
     
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    Howard's a gay man living in a closet. I'm quite sure that his repressed homosexuality is the primary reason for his unhappiness in life.

    The man spent over hundred thousand dollars on shrinks trying to deal with it but it obviously just made him more miserable.

    In this clip Howard comes really close to admitting that he's gay:

    [video=youtube;W1iMlixZ5As]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1iMlixZ5As[/video]

    In BOTH of his books he also talks about Dr Sarno and how he can cure homosexuality.

    I think Howard would be a lot happier if he didn't care so much about his image and just came out and lived the life he truly wants.
     
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    He is such a f'n gay old jew queen.....just look at this douche....what MAN looks like this that is not gay..looks lik Rip Taylor meets Phyllis Dillar
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    You have to remember the man is 60 years old. He should of came out and been happy decades ago.
     
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    Maybe he's waiting for his parents to go away before he comes out? :dontknow:

    Or maybe he's waiting for gay marriage to become legal so he can marry Ralph? :haha:
     
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    he is bicurious
     
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    Does the Pope shit in the woods?
     
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    That was my first instinct too. :p

    But I restrained myself.
     
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    Putting his obsession with men's cock sizes aside, one most also take into account:

    His close association with Ralph
    Allowing another man to shave his body hair
    His eating habits
    The outfits he wears.
    His taste in telvision shows. Not one that a straight man would watch (or at least admit to watching).
    Getting manicures.

    I can overlook one or two of the above, but when you put them all together it spells G-A-Y to me.
     
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    He's a KC.

    On his mind but not brave enough to do.So I say Bi-Sexual but Bi-curious would be more accurate.
     
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    He is neither gay nor a man.
    The third sex? :scratch: