Is Howard the worst pageant mom ever?

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Seems to me that Howard and Beth's creepy relationship can best be summed up as....


    Beth Stern Worlds Oldest Pageant child


    Pageant Mom check list

    Take inordinate amount of pictures no one wants to see of your child [​IMG]

    Tell your child what a special little person they are [​IMG]

    Tell the world your child is oozing with talent and beauty even though they are not [​IMG]

    Spend as much money as you can on inappropriate outfits[​IMG]


    When child's looks and talent are clearly not enough pretend your child didn't really want to be famous [​IMG]


    Give up have child play with family cat and tell child that its just as good as a baby
     
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    Mulletude I'm Big In The Hate Club, Ya Know VIP

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    Trophy Wives And Tiaras. Now on TLC! Stage door Wiggy and Beffy Boo Boo.:facepalm:
     
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    Halloween Well-Known Member

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    Howard qualifies as a pageant mom, and Beth qualifies as a wackpacker. They're both fucked up.
     
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    WOW!!!!!! you got that 100%!
     
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    Thank gawd Beff and Howchie never had a kid..with parents like Howchie and Beff..that kid would be the most f'ed up kid on the planet.

    (However, we would have a field day here)
     
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    I might cream my pantys if they do
     
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    If only!!!
     
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    JonBenet Ostrosky I mean Stern whatever her name is this week too difficult to change it don't ask it's a whole thing
     
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    Spot on
     
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    :jj:
     
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    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    i was listening to some old stuff today and at one point Wiggy was really hung up on being a man's man. He would tell strippers that they never really had a man because Wiggy was the man... WTF happened to this fucking fairy between then and now? Its a fucking embarrassment. I've never seen anything like this EVER!
     
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    AGT Blows Well-Known Member

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    Wiggy and Beeferino would spend five minutes a day with the kid. The kid would only be as fucked up as her nannies. BTW, Wiggy only makes girls because he doesn't have a Y chromosome. Actually, he might have one, but it gets lost in the turkey baster.
     
  14. chapped

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    Rock Hudson use to pretend to like women too....

    Just saying


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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    5 mins a day??

    You are too kind with your time keeping

    Wiggy would get updates on his ipad that's it