Is Howie's lisping and slurping getting worse?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Hateman, Dec 9, 2012.

  1. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

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    One of the reasons I find it hard to listen to is the constant lisping and slurping. You can just hear the salvia all around in his mouth. He's a 40 year broadcaster and still hasn't figured out how to speak on the radio.
     
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    HorseVsPelican Well-Known Member

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    Be honest, how many times do you listen to each show? 5? 6? 10?
     
  3. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Well he's only on 6 times a year. So about 3.
     
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    Howard stern is a cock gobbler
     
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    His new deformed teeth are betraying him . . .
     
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    quitefrankly Well-Known Member

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    yes hes gonna fly out of the closet any day now
     
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    Ol' Slushmouth
     
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    I don't think he's smacking his lips as much to be honest. His lip smacking was almost constant. Maybe it's still there and my radio sucks but he sickened me.
     
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    ...ever since he got his new choppers his lisp n slurping has been unbearably painful to listen to.....add to that the fact the shows suck aids infested herpe sore cock and ....its all over.
     
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    i don't know about his lisping and slurping but his lisping and mincing is certainly much worse.
     
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    Someone told me that he is having problems talking with all the cum in his mouth
     
  12. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I love that he made fun of Sal for getting new teeth.
     
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    He's a little Cunt Hypocrite . . .
     
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    I suspect he's aware of the lip smacking and other repugnant wet noises he makes with his mouth but doesn't try to correct it because he thinks it's real and "honest," like burping into the microphone. Also he probably has some vague notion that that brand of grotesqueness is what the Bobo and Marriane types are drawn to.

    In his advanced state of narcissistic mental illness, he probably also believes that this type of candidness makes him a more truthful, superior person than those beneath him. In other words he can pathologically lie about and distort every other aspect of reality, but because he makes no effort to hide the disgusting noises that come out of his body, he is actually the good guy.
     
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    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I wish his daddy would call him out on it!
     
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    Or his mommy!
     
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    His tongue is fighting that new set of chompers.
     
  18. Kamie

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    The funny thing is that I think Sal's teeth look infinitely better.
     
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    Howard Stork "Big Nosed and Jewish"

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    Howchie is savoring all the cocks he sucked this past weekend.
     
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    I don't much like the snoring sound he makes when he pretends to laugh.