Is it 5 yet?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by headerheader, Jul 27, 2012.

  1. headerheader

    headerheader VIP Extreme Gold

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    I have the shittiest cold and feel like I got my head kicked in while sleeping.

    I just wanna get off work so I can take my baby to grandmas, go get drunk at the beach and have hotel sex with my boyfriend.

    countdown is on.
     
  2. Shine

    Shine 2012 rookie of the year VIP

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  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    It's only 10:20 learn to tell time you dumb bitch
     
  4. Xhorder

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    inches?
     
  5. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    wtf :mad:
     
  6. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    like your bf wants your cold! :quote:
     
  7. face palm

    face palm Well-Known Member

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    morning sickness?
     
  8. headerheader

    headerheader VIP Extreme Gold

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    huh?
     
  9. headerheader

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    sowwy
     
  10. headerheader

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    since when is a cold morning sickness?
     
  11. Shine

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    :grad: baby is part eskimo
     
  12. headerheader

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    haha
     
  13. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    holy shit, and people here call nerd an attention whore

    :facepalm:
     
  14. face palm

    face palm Well-Known Member

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    pro tip. posting your mothering skills here may come back to haunt you.
     
  15. Billy Brown

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    "Hey mom, can you watch my kid while I go get wasted and fuck that loser at the motel 6?"
     
  16. Billy Brown

    Billy Brown Suck my dick from the back VIP

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    :eek:
     
  17. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Mother of the Year.
     
  18. headerheader

    headerheader VIP Extreme Gold

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    it's cute how you act like you know a single thing about my life. I couldn't give a fuck less what anyone here thinks of my mothering skills. I'm an excellent single mother, with ZERO help from her dad and I have to PAY people in order to have a break for some adult time.

    please, carry on.
     
  19. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    Woah :chair:
     
  20. headerheader

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    Not you. I heart you.