Is it a bad idea to tell a whale she might be attractive if she lost weight?? (srs)

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  1. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    I see it as a compliment. Sometimes i see whales with nice faces and I'm tempted to tell them. You guise ever do this? :c
     
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    I just tell them to lay on me.
     
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    I usually ask "When is the baby due?"
     
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    My cousin Shean married a hot fat chick. She got all thin and then divorced him :c
     
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    She probably already knows.
     
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    If they're fat and ugly I just tell them, "Hey if you lost some weight you wouldn't be so fat"

    :c
     
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    the best part is seeing them after they lose the weight and saying you were wrong, it didn't help
     
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    :jj:
     
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    Every season of The Biggest Loser I pick the fatso that's gonna be the hottest chick at the end of the show. I'm right about 90% of the time.
     
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    yes it's a bad idea. Also if you do date a former fatty, 99% will eventually get fat again.
     
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    Unless said whale is a sexual prospect or girlfriend of spouse or is fat in a very unhealthy way, it would be best to ignore the literal "Elephant in the Room".
     
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    I know this disgusting pig that got that fat people surgery. She lost the weight, but she was still an ugly looking slob. She was married and became a total cunt face to her husband when she lost the weight. All of a sudden she was going to clubs every weekend trying to pick up guys. Nobody was interested in her so she went back to her husband kissing his ass....P.S..she's fatter than a fucking moose again.
     
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    Think we all did that once or so.
    I know I did...

    She just laughed and said "I'm Fat.
    But everything else on her was thin....just her beer gut I guess. Never again. I felt bad cause I asked her
    in front of some other folks.
    :facepalm:
     
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    fat women usually give the best head. just sayin'. :D
     
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    Sat, I see that as a genuine concern for their well being as well as an incentive that some day should they succeed they could land a fine Marine such as yourself. Just make sure you are sincere and soft spoken when you tell them.
     
  20. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    That's because their mouth is the only thing in shape on their body.