Sports Is it gay to wear an athlete's jersey?

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  1. MilkyDischarge

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    is it gay to dress up like your favorite player? To don the jersey he sweats in, makes love in, masturbates in, performs his graceful moves in? To have his framed, autographed picture in your house? Maybe a bumper sticker or beer coosie features his number. Maybe even a Christmas ornament. Perhaps even boxers. Is it gay?
     
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    Infinity Well-Known Member

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    You're gay.
     
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    MilkyDischarge Proud Schtick POTY 2016 Gold

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    Okay for people under 18 years of age and chicks trying to fit in at football parties

    Other than that its sad
     
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    Your slacking, i'm also gay, it's fine
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  6. DrivenByDemons

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    OP shouldn't be trying to gay-shame.
     
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    Gayer than cum on a mustache.
     
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    Yes. Very. Unless you're 12. Then it's only a little gay until you turn 13.
     
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    Funny. I have one article of player branded clothing and it's the black version of this:

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    I wore it once.
     
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    The thing you wanna do is get the jersey and have them put your own name on the back. Chicks get hot for that.
     
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    Yes.
     
  13. Infinity

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    Are you talking puck bunnies?
     
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    Wearing a jersey to a game or a watching party is fine. Wearing it on a Tuesday to the Golden Corral is not fine.
     
  15. SlinkyNeckStern

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    Yeah. But really all of them, dude. Chicks love a man with his own jersey.
     
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    @shitty wears a jersey to work every day :grad:
     
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    I think its worse to wear it to a game then just to hang out in.

    The idiots in the crowd wearing jerseys like to pretend they are part of the team
     
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    FunnyFarm2 voice of reason VIP Gold

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    To me, wearing a jersey is a show of support, not to pretend I'm part of the team.
     
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    They sell t shirts too
     
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    It's as bad as going to a concert and wearing a shirt of the band you're there to see.
     
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