is it hard for you to find the best time to brush your teeth in the morning?

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  1. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    if i brush them right when i wake up and before i get in the shower, by the time i go downstairs to eat breakfast, my mouth still tastes like toothpaste and my breakfast tastes terrible.

    if i brush them after breakfast and before i leave the house then my morning coffee that i drink on the way to work tastes terrible.

    if i wait until after my coffee to brush them right when i get to work, that's gross because i went through all morning without brushed teeth.


    so, i brush them right when i wake up, but i'm not the happiest with that arrangement. life is hard.
     
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    What?
     
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    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    for real. also a middle/upper middle class white problem because we're the only people with teeth and jobs.
     
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    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    you know what this is about bro.
     
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    Life is hard.
    Sometimes you just gotta suck it up.
    My prayers are with you.
     
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    it's why I use Polident

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    omg no prayers you know this!
     
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    martha ray -- the big mouth.
     
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    :pray:[​IMG]:wop::coffee::pray:
     
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    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    too much gay prayer! :cheer:
     
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    [video=youtube;5hfYJsQAhl0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hfYJsQAhl0[/video]
     
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    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    i don't really think that's the "ultimate insult."
     
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    I was just waiting for the 'may God have mercy on your soul' part. The worst is a citrus juice in the morning anytime near after brushing your teeth, gives me agita just thinking about it, so brush first thing after waking, shower, and pray the taste is more or less gone by the time I hit kitchen.
     
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    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    that's how i do it. usually i brush in the shower. but then i also think it's gross to go to work with breakfast and coffee breath. i usually brush mid-morning at work and brush and floss after lunch.

    i use these things to floss...they're boss...

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    these ones suck balls....

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    I brush first thing when I wake up, cuz it's just gross if you don't. Then I have my coffee and get ready for work and whatever. The last thing I do before I leave the house is brush again so I don't have coffee breath when I get to work.

    I brush after lunch too. I'm kinda paranoid about having stinky breath. :hhh:
     
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    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    this is the best strategy. reps for dental hygiene.

    edit: i can't give you reps yet. :(
     
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    I have a million of those, both types. If you dig through any of my purses or pockets pairs of jeans, you'll find at least one of those little buggers. I even have a few on the tray where I rest my laptop that I'm posting from right now.

    Currently on my laptop tray:

    My phone
    a pair of earbuds
    a pen
    two types of index cards
    a bottle of Hannah Montana hand sanitizer(Chinese dollar store find)
    a cd given to me by a co-worker
    and 3 of those toothpick dental floss thingies

    :D
     
  20. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    omg lol!

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    my phone is usually right below the dental flossers but i had to pick it up to take the pic. :jj: