Is it me or is Howard constantly talking about beating off

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  1. Ruffypup

    Ruffypup Well-Known Member

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    last night? :grad:
     
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    Who is he going to fuck? Beth lives elsewhere and when they are together she is usually drunk and passed out.
     
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    Ruffypup Well-Known Member

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    As obvious as it is,,, Why are we the only ones to point this out ? :uscratch:
     
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    he just likes to pretend that he's super virile and young and not gay
     
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    Howard has revealed in the past that him and Beth don't kiss during sex. He's revealed that they don't have foreplay or talk dirty and that Beth doesn't give head... If I was Howard I'd be jerking off every night too.
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    :jumpclap:
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    That's because Beef is asexual and Wiggy is gay. They don't enjoy having sex together and aren't going to get into anything dirty/kinky/sloppy/fun.
     
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    Guys that talk usually aint doing shit. And if i had that piece of ass he has and i gotta jerk off shes out the door. Cats and all.
     
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    Dudes 60+ how much jerking off can he do . If he looks in the mirror while doing it ,OOOOPPPPPPPS there goes the hardon.
     
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    He talks about jerking off constantly, he photoshops her so you can barley recognize her, he's passively aggressively telling her to get a fucking job....sounds like a marriage made in heaven!!! :rolleyes:
     
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    Wiggy thinks Beff has a drinking problem to about the same extent that Wiggy thought Artie had a drug problem.
     
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    Yep.

    And before you know it, separate bedrooms have given way to separate residences.






    ( :secret: You know, because Beff is so considerate that way - not wanting to disturb Howchie's sleep. :rolleyes: )
     
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