WTF Is it mean to trip a brat

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  1. Tickle Shits

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    So I'm at a birthday party with kids at a trampoline place this kid pushed me out of the way to get passed me 3 times and the monther acted like it wasn't a big deal. The next time she runs by me I think I might put my foot out. Is that wrong?
     
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    Just fart in the kids face and act like its an accident.
     
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    Just punch him in the face.
     
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    kids have "accidents" all the time
     
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    I like your style.
     
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    move them back and say "no cutsies"
     
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    Pretty harsh but I'm thinking about it.
     
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    I've been to those trampoline places
    you can't get in the way of them trampolines
    you gonna have a kid run into you

    kids go nuts in the presence of trampolines
     
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    Yes, it's wrong. But I understand the urge. I've come dangerously close to doing this when someone was mean to my kid:

     
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    Lunatics for sure.
     
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    Strongarm the little puke.
     
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    You know what to do. You know, what to do
     
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    My favorite tactic is the stiff shoulder. But this kid is too young.
     
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    That's where you are wrong. Kids are never to young to receive a lesson in manners.
     
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    Ask him if his mom is that tramp Eileen.
     
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    It's a girl. She's Indian. They also leave dog shit on people's lawns because its beneath them to pick it up.
     
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    "When a kid turns 1 year old I believe you got the right to hit them in the throat or the stomach."

    Seriously though, next time they do it, scream out "who's kid is this?". Then you can take out your frustration on the parent. :punch:
     
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    Hopefully this little brat is not in soccer yet.

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    Go down and demand someone call 911.

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    I say trip her, and the mother if you get the chance. Both need a lesson in manners.
     
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