Is it normal for a man to stuff tissues in his pants like Howchie?

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  1. Morrisb

    Morrisb Well-Known Member

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    He's obsessed with it. Just admit you're old already and start wearing a diaper!

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    Only after i jerk off to catch the seepage for 10 minutes or so.

    But never when I pee.
     
  3. Morrisb

    Morrisb Well-Known Member

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    He he had pee issues right before Joan Rivers came in. I did a quick search. 505 results when you search pee.

    I thought that's what showers and their mouths are for. :dontknow:
     
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    This is one of the most embarrassing (gross/geriatric/mental/defective/deranged) things Howie has ever divulged (real or made-up). Most of the time there's something you can relate to in what he reveals, but this thing...stuffing your undies with tissue to absorb random piss drips??? That is fucking weird and it belies his old decrepit rotting body. Can you imagine if Imus revealed the same thing?

    Girls, what if your man told you he has to stuff with tissues because his prostate is about to blow up? Wouldn't it reinforce what is already bearing down on you like a freight train, that is, your age gap, which is not only creepy but is untenable in maintaining a relationship where you can relate to each other on any level? OLD FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Regardless of Beff's intentions, this will not end well.
     
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    i'm pretty sure my husband doesn't but this all shows how obsessive/compulsive howard is...what's the reason howard stuffs his panties...skid marks or pee?
     
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    Pee - he wraps his penis with tissue after urinating
     
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    Sounds like prostate issues - wonder what his PSA count is
     
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    Howard always proclaims how healthy he is but he is also always mentioning doctor appointments or having been to the doctor. I'm sure he has some issues that we will never know, but I wonder why he feels it is appropriate to share this with us. My hsband is almost Howard's age and he he has no urinary issues except that he can sustain a stream for a minute.
     
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    I hate when he says "underpants". What 60 year old man uses that term? It makes him sound like he's 9 which come to think of it, he likely is doing it on purpose. :secret:
     
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    So basically, he's a taints worth away from becoming Ass Napkin Ed?
     
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    Im not a girl, but i know what the beautiful beth O would think.....



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    L O - fucking L