Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Harry Gibbs, Sep 29, 2014.
If you don't have kids, why the hell not??
You're a grown ass man. You can eat dessert first if you want.
ever hear old people call paper towels, "paper toweling"? loolz. wtff?
real men eat dessert first.
I only eat dessert.
What is this monday you talk about?
Fucking IOS 8. I'm trying to text the word school, and the new autofill deal keeps suggesting "Schmoopy" as an option.
eat it first.
that guy's a fag.
Don't be so bossy, you're killing my buzz.
It will auto fill the fucking word "Schmoopy", but suggests "tucking" and "ducking" when I am obviously trying to say FUCKING.
What if you have kids but they're in bed?
My grandmother called coleslaw "slaw". She would not ever call it coleclaw. Just "slaw" in a redneckian accent.
We would go to restaurants, and the wait people would never know what the fuck she was asking for.
you need iOS 8.2