WTF Is It Poor Manners?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Beths Arab, Oct 16, 2016.

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Cowboy up or fuck this ?

Poll closed Oct 23, 2016.
  1. Cowboy up?

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  2. Fuck this?

    25 vote(s)
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  1. Beths Arab

    Beths Arab Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Is it poor manners if a woman that you really love gives you the blow job of your life but you don't return the favor because she has a bit of an odour thing going on?
    Do you mind your manners,cowboy up and start licking to be nice or do you spoil the moment by being rude and gagging then saying fuck this?
     
  2. No. 2 Pencil

    No. 2 Pencil "Shit Mult"

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    There are no reciprocal obligations in a standard Blowjob contract :grad:
     
  3. cetiya

    cetiya Lunatic VIP

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    Just take a sexy shower together and you can soap up her puss yourself. Then you know shes clean
     
  4. Calloused Shins

    Calloused Shins Well-Known Member

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    Who eats a pussy, after a bj? Forget the smell and tell her to make you a smoothie
     
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    im a fan of the odor :dontknow:
     
  6. SlipperyVic

    SlipperyVic In Gord We Trust Gold

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    You know my preferred thing to do after getting a bj?

    Fart and then roll over and go to sleep.
     
  7. Donkey Patrol

    Donkey Patrol The Mouthy One Gold

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    You also like the Dolphins, so there's that
     
  8. iloveyoubut

    iloveyoubut Well-Known Member

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    This is why Stern doesn't like blowjobs.
     
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    lovetalkradio Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Look at all the threads you got going!
    See above. Subtle hints are going to have to do. If you know you are about to
    get it on, you might suggest you wash up 1st, separately or together, and in the
    eves., get the days grime off of you. Morn. you wouldn't/shouldn't have the time. Sounds like you want to, so you have to work this one out. Similar to bad
    breath on a person, you have to be delicate, but in the long run ppl want to know
    so they can do something about it.
    And you might want to watch what you all are eating/drinking. Coffee can stink you up pretty rough. (Piss and shit.)
     
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  10. Tovahund

    Tovahund Just a good dog.

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    Keeper.
     
  11. SlipperyVic

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    I'm a gentleman. I hold that fart in till after the BJ.
     
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    Is your woman British or just her scent?
     
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  13. Tovahund

    Tovahund Just a good dog.

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    Women around the world thank you.
     
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    I had an upset stomach and was working on a tile grouting project yesterday during which I "farted" and probably shouldn't have. :facepalm:
     
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Just picture yourself as the fryer cook in a LongJohn Silvers and do what you got to do to get another best BJ.

    Do they make Tarter Sauce flavored lube?
     
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  17. The Booey

    The Booey Well-Known Member

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    :dontknow:

    My girl is a big fan of using strawberry-scented douche.
     
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    TheWonk POTY Music Forum Gold

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    Probably one of the most unhealthy things she could do to herself. If she needs to use anything besides water to clean herself, she should probably get checked out by her dr.
     
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    The proper response after receiving oral favors is usually somewhere along the lines of "the game's on".
     
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  20. Tovahund

    Tovahund Just a good dog.

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    Holy strawberry yeast infection, batman!