Is it possible to rip off Howards wig without tearing his scalp?

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  1. Bungzilla

    Bungzilla Well-Known Member VIP

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    anyone here know how strong that wig glue is? Would it scalp him if one was to try and tear it off his bald head? Im thinking a few of us and a camera could make alot of coin.
     
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    Great question, except for the whole assault thing.
     
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    Uh no
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    Id deal with the assault charge for a mill or two
     
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    The glue they use on wigs takes chemicals to dissolve. You would rip his scalp :jj:
     
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    So how does that gel (NPI) with the magically wandering hairline that's been documented so much here? It seems that at least some of the time it's either loose or really poorly positioned.
     
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    His team of lawyers would sue if that ever happened.
     
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    fuck Dawg i thought i was gonna be rich. o well back to work tomorrow
     
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    I would love to see what would happen if someone tried to rip that wig off..

    and if they threw it at Beth afterwards..
     
  11. Nick Manning

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    Howig has been scalped before! Plus, I beleive the new "hair system" is bolted on. The Wig ain't coming off!

    [​IMG]
     
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    He's got bolts in his head! Seriously that's fucking disgusting
     
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    hahaaa that was cool - thanks. I'm a believer now!
     
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    I'll donate $100 to any member of Dawg's Saloon who rips off the wig.
    :evil:
     
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    Howard glue wig is as bad for you as coffee! Oh no!!!
     
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    I'll bring the ladder. Now all we need is some DDT
     
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    [​IMG]

    Hopefully looks a little something like this
     
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    Go for it, his scalp wont rip off, the wig would come off first.
     
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    Video?