is it really that weird....?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by ScottBaiosPenis, Dec 16, 2014.

  1. ScottBaiosPenis

    ScottBaiosPenis Well-Known Member

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    I'm in my 30s and I have keys to my parents house...When Benjy asked about that wiggy acted like it was totally off the wall
     
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    Not at all.
     
  3. SomerSky

    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    I have my parents, and my sister, and my step-monster....for emergencies only.......
     
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    I have the keys to your mom's house
     
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    I have the key to @SomerSky 's place. Not really, the creep factor is so high around here sometimes, you never know.
     
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    no. wig is weird.
     
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    which is creepier, the fact that I gave you my key, or the fact that you have used it without me there???????
     
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    Option 3: I went through your undie drawer.
     
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    I KNEW I was missing some hanky-panky's.........
     
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    So true. .. By the way
     
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    I've always had keys to my parents house. Now that they are in their 70's it would be stupid not to. Don't ever base what's weird or not on Howard. He's fucked up in the head. He's the same guy that has been going to a psychiatrist for 20 years with no results.
     
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    Robin and Howard were both flabbergasted that someone would have the keys to their parents house. Very telling about the relationships they have with their elderly parents.
     
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    Me and my sister both have keys to their house and they have a key to ours . What kind of family are they ?
     
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    My parents are the same age as yours and I have had to get shit for them more than one time over the years when they were in the hospital at times or even get their mail when they were on vacation . He is fucked up. His parents must be fucked up also . I even have a key to my sisters house and my best friends house .
     
  15. ScottBaiosPenis

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    exactly my point I could not even imagine a world where I would have to call them and ask if it's OK to come over...They would think it's weird for me not to just drop by.
     
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    I would bet the farm the Howards sister has keys and takes care of Howards parents. Ben and Ray don't need money, they need actual help around the house, something Howard will not be providing.
     
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    Howard thinks it's weird to help his parents when they're stuck freezing in their house during a blizzard.
     
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    I always remember the little story of Howards parents telling him not to come by with Beth and the limo because of getting the siding cleaned. They are embarrassed by Hollywood Howie rolling up in the stretch SUV limo and they obviously hate Beth. They couldn't wait to get away from them when they were forced to take refuge there during Sandy.
     
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    "Benjy, do you feel the reason you have keys to your parents house is that - in a sense, subconsciously - you want to be able to sneak inside and watch your dad jerk himself off? That's the only real reason to have those keys, am I right Robin?"
     
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  20. ScottBaiosPenis

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    also speaks volumes he let them ride out the storm in their little tract home in rather than inviting them to stay in his giant nyc pad or chimney manor
     
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