Is it too early to start waterboarding Dzhokhar Tsarnaev?

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Is it too early to start water boarding

  1. yes

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  2. no

    36 vote(s)
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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    I mean he is already lying in the right position...
    We may not learn a whole lot from waterboarding him but it will be a gas to do it...


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  2. boomer1976

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    Its never too early.
     
  3. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    :cheer:
     
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    BrerJimmy Well-Known Member

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    The thing with waterboarding, is that the veil has been lifted. Now that people know about the technique, they can prepare themselves, if not physically, then at the very least mentally. It's uncomfortable, but they know they're not gonna die.

    Besides, if you're gonna torture someone out of vengeance, at least do something that leaves a mark.
     
  5. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    such as?
     
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    RobinsBedSores VIP Extreme Gold

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    Waterboarding or any kind of torture produces false information because the person being tortured wants it to stop. There are much better and reliable interrogation techniques.
     
  7. JaredWD

    JaredWD Active Member

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    Yes, it is too early. He is probably still anesthetized/sedated and unaware of what's going on.
    Wait 'til he wakes up, then waterboard him punch the shit out of him.
     
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    Douchebag 007 New Member

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    i say take guys like this and launch them to mars - and use their flights to test the life support systems for a real astronaut launch
     
  9. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    who gives a shit what he knows... his brother was the brains now he is dead... I am pro waterboarding him once for every hour or physical therapy people who lost legs will have to endure
    call me shallow

    :facepalm:

    you are 100% right.. what was i thinking??
     
  10. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    hmmmm that's a damn good idea
     
  11. BrerJimmy

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    - Cut his balls off.
    - Some Vietcong bamboo shit.
    - Bullet ants.
    - Break fingers.
    - Chop off fingers.
    - Insert chopped fingers into rectum.
    - Sew his asshole shut and keep feeding him.
    - Inject him with AIDS.
    - Let Gay Tony literally inject him with AIDS.
    - Let Gay Tony lovingly inject him with AIDS.
    - Big fat chick with a yeast infection does some face-sitting.
    - Stick his head in dead elephant's ass.
    - Funnel feed him diarrhea.
    - Cut his eyelids off and shine bright lights on him.
    - Dentistry with no anesthesia.
    - He doesn't need fingernails.

    That's just off the top of my head.
     
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    "How-werd! Did you know that I went to BUDS? Navy Underwater Demolition School? And I was water-boarded? I would have you confessing to the JFK murder if I water-boarded you for just one hour!"

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  13. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...proper use of the federal budget. :grad:
     
  14. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    and they say romance is dead
     
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    feed him pork while fucking him in the arse, he'll talk
     
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    If the Geniuses of the Internet were in charge of the world we'd already be pulling fingernails off of those guys on the cover of the NY Post.

    We are not yet a third world country; let's leave torture for those nations who don't aspire to our ideals.

    That is all
     
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    :jj: loved the Jeton refs... think you meant to "sew his asshole shut and keep feeding him"

    Seriously, he is a punk 19 year old kid that got some bad influence... it won't take anything nearly as rough as water boarding to break him down very quickly
     
  18. BrerJimmy

    BrerJimmy Well-Known Member

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    You're absolutely right. I'll have to fix that. I get a lot of my torturing influence from the Wu-Tang Clan...

    [video=youtube;pHVGNvA8Yo4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHVGNvA8Yo4[/video]
     
  19. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    If it makes you feel better we can have someone cup his balls while he is having fun with water

    but seriously... what do you think we have been doing to terrorist in Cuba for 11 years now.. tickling them with a feather?
     
  20. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Wu-Tang!