Discussion in 'The Bar' started by NipplesAndToes23, Jul 2, 2016.
Asking for a friend.
Quit being such a pussy and just put a towel down on the bed.
I could say something vulgar about her mouth right now, but I'm a gentleman.
If it was my girlfriend, sure. But I'm not just letting any chick bleed on my bed. I have standards.
That's just a way for her to cancel with you.
Uggg, turns out she rented a car to drive up here.
Fuck you, Neesie.
I don't think so
You gonna beat up her crimson sugar walls?
Look at it this way - she could have just shown up tonight and sprung the news on you.
At least now you have some time to mentally prepare yourself.
Naw, mayne. I don't think so.
No. A blow job is on the table.
Get a bag of oranges to beat her with when she gets there
The problem is now she's gonna want to stick around all weekend because instead of her coming to get banged she's coming to hang out. See, I know how you broads twist things up in your heads.
Black guys are afraid to wade in the red river.
I'm not really a BJ guy. I mean it's better than nothing, but I wanna bang one of the lower holes.