Is JD a Closet homo?

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  1. Dusco

    Dusco New Member

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    Seems like every time he gets any attention from females he runs away scared and even scared to talk about it as if he is afraid he may say something before thinking, like saying he loves the cock. Or maybe he is truly that afraid of the poo-tang. :dontcare:
     
  2. johnnynoname

    johnnynoname Well-Known Member

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    given his history with women (his mom,etc), his looks, and bad experiences I would totally understand if JD started killing hookers
     
  3. gilaet

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    JD Harmeyer watches gay porn.
     
  4. TrotMeAround

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    I don't think he is gay. He jerks off to internet porn so much that he doesn't have the drive to be with a woman.
     
  5. knu3421

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    he is in love with jon hein.
     
  6. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    nah, he's just been shot down by all the girls out of his league he thinks he deserves so he has given up!
     
  7. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    No, that's Baba Booey
     
  8. Peau de Soie

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    That. He treats women like shit and doesn't deserve (or want) a real one.

    Whoops, I'm back on a show thread.
     
  9. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    He's been watching porn since he reached adolescence and his idea of what good looking women are and what he's able to actually get don't synch. He'd rather stay home and webcam/wack.

    He also knows his limitations. The odds of a "hot" girl wanting him are nearly zilch. So anyone who wouldn't reject him would be, by his definition, not good enough for him.
     
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    I go with he is gay and the irrational superiority complex he exhibits is his inability to come to terms with it.
     
  11. johnnynoname

    johnnynoname Well-Known Member

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    he'd get laid more if he was a homo

    gay guys (much like all men) will bang anything
     
  12. GaryPuppet

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    Anyone able to figure out from his twitter time line which broads he meant in Chicago and Phx and what they look like?
    Im curious to get a look at his trim.
     
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    dude, he lies ... they all lie...he got laid yeah m'kay and i'm wilt chamberlien
     
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    i'd rather have JDs life(except the low pay) than any of the married guys on the show. he does what he wants when he wants
     
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    STR New Member Banned User

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    does this guy look like a fag?

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    jd is the fucking man
     
  17. lilbuddy67

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    Apparently there aren't any fat chicks in New York. Had to go all the way to Chicago to find one.
     
  18. johnnynoname

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    fat chicks?!

    why would JD want that? he isn't a black guy?
     
  19. schnauzer

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    Rampant zoophile
     
  20. GaryPuppet

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    JD says he doesnt like his women petite. He likes em with meat on their bones and a phat ass!