Is Jimmy Johnson an elite athlete?

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  1. gwartney

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    He's about to win his fourth Brickyard. He has a 5 second lead with 3 laps to go.
     
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    nah son, nigga drives cars
     
  3. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    Indy has been there since the turn of the last century and only 4 people have won a race there 4 times. That isn't some kind of athletic fete?
     
  4. BearShit

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    elite athlete :giggle::giggle:
     
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    Cheats the most.
     
  7. gwartney

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    If clutch is an elite athlete with his beer league softball, surely a driver who subjects himself to hours of multiple g forces with unbelievable hand eye coordination is elite.
     
  8. gwartney

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    Elite member of the Hair Club for Men.
     
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    whos agreeing with clutch :scratch:

    I drive a car so I am elite. And one time I drove a car for 15 hours straight. I guess the captains on deadliest catch are elite athletes too. Since they drive a boat over 20 hours a day.
     
  10. Stevie

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    yer an elite faggot with one nut...
     
  11. BearShit

    BearShit Yung Boul

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    And still got a wife who didn't leave me :tadah:
     
  12. gwartney

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    Gee I guess anybody could be a race driver then. How lucky for those guys that they were able to get the job.
     
  13. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    ...whos out sucking 2 balls instead of one







    :cheer:
     
  14. BearShit

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    you asked for my opinion thats my opinion. you would live well in communist north korea
     
  15. gwartney

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    My opinion is that your opinions are quite uninformed.
     
  16. BearShit

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    lulz nascar is homo live with it
     
  17. Billy Brown

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    When was the last time you lost 10 lbs of sweat in 3 hours?
     
  18. BearShit

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    monday when I had a 75 lbs ruck on my back humping it up some hills
     
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    thanks for reminding me now I have to go to twenty-nine palms where its like 110 out for moar training :(
     
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    OK