Is Low lying to his wifey? Doubtful...but the hole in the wall has her wondering...

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  1. Half Pint

    Half Pint Well-Known Member VIP

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    :)Background:

    iPhone falls between two walls through a hole just under the flight simulator cockpit (formerly the linen closet) and vibrates in wall. Wifey goes to Kingston for the night and arrives to a report that all is lost.

    Wife figures she has luck of the Irish and tries fishing iPhone out. ( No more vibrating by the way- battery )
    Perhaps it went all the way to the bottom as it is not stuck mid wall.

    Wife slowly removes trim and takes dry wall away exposing the area from baseboard to access the bottom. TWO HOURS LATER Wife has bashed the fuck out of that wall and there is no damn iPhone.

    Elaborate plan for Low to get a iPhone upgrade??????

    WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HERE TONIGHT?:dontknow:

    Found other stuff in the wall though.

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    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    You no close Escrow with that shitz :coffee:
     
  3. wicked smaaaht

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    how is Canada?
     
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    It was the other wall. :facepalm:
     
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    GHP New Member Banned User

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    New Tribune headline:

    FOUND: Low's secret porn stash
     
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    Seriously though, did you rip it open from the little hole on top to the big hole on the bottom?

    There might be a cross member somewhere between the two going from post to post.
     
  7. Half Pint

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    :doh:
     
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    Only one cross and that is the hole on the left there.
    I can see right from top to bottom with the flashlight.

    NOTHING.
     
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    GHP New Member Banned User

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    Now you two can play glory hole together
     
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    :lol:

    I found 12 batteries when I was tryng the magnet technique.
     
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    Three words: mud and tape
     
  12. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    you have a flight simulator? that's as far as I got :jj:
     
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    GHP New Member Banned User

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    WTF is that about? "Oh I'll just put these here she'll never find them" :D
     
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    Usually it's the buffet table :)
     
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    Found a 20 cent stamp in the wall- a domestic letter at that price would put it at 1953.
    Canada is hot tonight.

    Although it could be the hammering of the wall.:c
     
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    Already got the mud mixed but I refuse to fix it until the phone appears. :mad:
     
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    This is turning into quite the tenses. Can you please wait until we get the road kill game results before you lay into Low? TIA
     
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    Killin coons and losin iPhones Low is my hero
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    I AM GOING BACK DOWN THERE!!! There shall be NO wall.

    Wish me luck.