Is Mario putting us all to shame?

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  1. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    Between a blonde girl (even though he prefers men) to a guy with a body to fucking DIE for, in ONE weekend, with no job, no car, and living at his parents house.

    He gets lots of flak here ....... but I think he rather puts us all to shame.

    :lo5: Mario! If I didn't have a PP right now, I'd seriously be living vicariously through you! :wub:
     
  2. FatKidSullivan

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    Gays have to actively avoid getting laid.

    Still, Mario gets a lot of ass.
     
  3. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    Everyone has a pp.
     
  4. MrWarmth

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    I bet his penis smells like tuna and poop
     
  5. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    the answer to your question is NO
     
  6. Slippy

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    Say hello to yours for me. :kiss:
     
  7. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

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    It's a well known fact. Plus they get all the 'I'm gonna turn him straight' chicks.
     
  8. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    Slippy! Has your kid curbed his public dick-yanking? Did you get your guy to talk it out with him?
     
  9. Slippy

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    Nah, he's a guido. It smells like Drakkar Noir, guaranteed.
     
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    Mack Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

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    NO self respecting gay man wears Drakkar... guido or not.
     
  11. MrWarmth

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    Holy FUCK! :jj:

    :rs:
     
  12. ReadyRock J

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    PP? Pet Penis?
     
  13. Slippy

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    He's 12 - I highly doubt it will be properly curbed until his 40's, but no more public displays as of yet.

    My guy did nothing.............I opted to handle it myself. I didn't want him to feel betrayed by me telling others of the indiscretion. He trusts me, I'd like to keep it that way.
     
  14. SIPAWITZ

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    speak for yourself
     
  15. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    PP = penis provider

    They don't need real names. Just titles.
     
  16. FatKidSullivan

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    If I was Slippy's son I would be JOing in front of her all the time.
     
  17. MrWarmth

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    In all seriousness, bless you. Kids are fragile, wonderful things. You did the right thing.
     
  18. newcastlefan

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    i dunno about Mario: some of us don't want AIDS
     
  19. Chriza

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    Name names, Wisenheimer.
     
  20. Chriza

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    Fixed, you monster. :mad: