Is Mick The Nerd The Next Howard Stern Wack Packer?

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    Is Mick The Nerd The Next Howard Stern Wack Packer?

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    When Mick the Nerd was introduced to Howard Stern by Wolfie as the "weirdest character at Wizard Con" fans knew they would be in for a treat once he visited the show especially after Sterns excitement.

    According to Howard Stern's official website, Mick the Nerd, is a Donkey Kong expert and fan, identifies as a heterosexual, single, has no friends and lives in his parents basement, which he enjoys and was made fun of by his friends because of his acne. Quite a character right? Oddly, enough the Stern site is questioning whether or not they've found the next Wack Packer.

    "Howard said he has all of the criteria for a Wack Packer," according to MarksFriggin. "Howard said they discovered that he has an incredible ability to understand Comic Books," and also played a clip of Mick talking about comic characters with Wolfie.

    Once Mick was introduced, Stern said that Mick didn't look that nerdy despite the intel he received from Wolfie. Stern joked that Robin Quivers might be able to make a man of Mick after Mick admitted to being a 24-year-old virgin on the show. Mick is currently looking for a job and shaves once a year according to Wolfie. Among more of the funny questions answered by Mick was whether or not he would have sex with Oprah Winfrey and while he said yes he was concerned about what they would talk about.

    He's indeed one of the strangest, funniest and carefree characters featured on the Howard Stern show. While Stern gave Mic some plugs during the show, he never quite revealed whether or not Mick would be the next candidate for his group of Wack Packers.
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    No no no....

    Mick the Socially Awkward.
     
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    How would we know? We don't listen anymore.
     
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    was this guy funny or something (for those who still listen)?
     
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    I hate dudes who sport beards like that.
     
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    Too edgy.

    Howard needs someone who or something that cannot offend any possible demographic anywhere at any time. Also, the new character cannot cost Howard any marbles. The spiraling costs of bus fare from upstate New York doomed Jeff-the-Person-with-an-Alcohol-Related-Issue. May I recommend "Notebook Paper Paul" this as the next wacky "character":

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    article written by Rae Stern.

    Wackpackers used to be something spontaneous. Now its all makeup and grunting.
     
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    u cannot create a wackpaker.
     
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    Howard gave him an in-studio interview and anointed him a 'whackpacker.'

    Not the way it works.
     
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    I actually heard two minutes of the show and they did yet another Tradio prank call. This time with this guy doing Richard's overused prank of just rambling off stuff he wants to sell no matter what the host asks him. This guy did it with comic books he wants to sell.

    Seriously, this is what they consider new content? Tired old bits with just new people doing them?
     
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    Didn't they say that he had no idea who Gunky was when Wolfie first met him? Isn't one of the criteria for being a Wackpacker is that the candidate needs to be maybe not a "Super Fan" of the THSS, but at least familiar with it? Maybe we have to relax the standards for potential Wackpackers in 2015, Gunky only has 3 "Super Fans" left (Maryanne, Bobo, and Jillian Barberie) and no one under the age of 25 knows who The Big Gunk is.
     
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    If the person is oblivious, like Beetlejuice, it's still spontaneous, because he came in as part of another midget's entourage and they discovered him.

    This guy is being wedged in because, you know, can't have enough wackpackers...again, Hmus not understanding his own show dynamics
     
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    i sported a far less wild one for about a year a few years ago. they fuckin suck. food and beverage get in there even if you're careful...or i'm probably just a pig:dontknow::lunch:
     
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    Mick said he has friends, so I don't know what this write-up is talking about. He said all his friends have been his friends since high school, but they've wound up moving to different parts of the state since graduating, so meetups are a pain.
     
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    Look at Wolfie, beaming like he just discovered Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf and Beetlejuice on the same day.
     
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    Guy was entertaining for a few minutes, nothing more. Not really wack pack material, you can throw a rock at any of these "-Cons" and hit someone weirder. I agree it should happen organically, but then again, didn't they find Bigfoot in a wack pack contest?
     
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    At the end they decided the name should be Asperger Mick
     
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    I would love to hear a compilation of the first phone calls/appearances for the real classic Wack Packers, like Hank, Beet, ETM, Elephant Boy, Kenneth Keith, etc.
     
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    I was thinking the same thing. 90% of these basement dwelling neckbeard types are autistic weirdows.