Is Morgan Freeman still Alive?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Gwarn1, Dec 14, 2014.

  1. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    if he is would you still have sex with him?
     
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    Yes, and no.

    You're so fucking funny I'm crying.
     
  3. artiesoffspring

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    Minutes or months?
     
  4. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    not funny, just bored
     
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    What time does that no good MrWarmth wake up on Sundays? :coffee: I got up to finish these cookies. But god knows I don't want to step on his toes.
     
  6. artiesoffspring

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    Jesus
     
  7. This Fucker

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    It's way too early for me to be thinking about fucking Morgan Freeman in the ass Gwarn. :coffee:
     
  8. artiesoffspring

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    Jesus.
     
  9. Gwarn1

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    Go to bed for gods sake. dont you have an irish penis to spend the day servicing tomorrow?
     
  10. Engaged Chicken

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    He's here. :uwub: He doesn't get up quite this early. :p
     
  11. artiesoffspring

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    Jeeeeesus!!!
     
  12. Engaged Chicken

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    Finally! MrWarmth is up. :ufacepalm:
     
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  13. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    yeah, but what about his ding dong, I bet thats up now. go check it out
     
  14. artiesoffspring

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    Why are you thinking about a dude's morning wood?
     
  15. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    uh, its ECS irish Bfs dong, Duh
     
  16. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    I saw a guy sleeping at the airport and checked his crotch to see if he had a boner.
     
  17. Gwarn1

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    Why are you leaving us in suspense, did he have a boner or not?
     
  18. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    He had no boner.

    How did the boy with no dick go to the bathroom?
     
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    Am I the only one out there tired of MF playing the wise old man in every movie . I want to see a movie where he plays a dumb ass for once .
     
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