is mudshark just a title or do you guys follow it in real life

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  1. farmerdude

    farmerdude Well-Known Member

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    I dated a lady for about 8 months last year , she always came over to my place. I knew she had a kid, when I finally went to her place I saw by the pics her daughter had a black dad. It was weird after. She was a nice person so all was good for a while. She seemed to change more than me expecting the worst
     
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    Alisonsbankacct Out to lunch.

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    Why would it matter? Although I do think it's strange you dated her for 8 months without seeing a single pic of her daughter.
     
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    farmerdude Well-Known Member

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    Really? Everyone I've dated the agreement has been to keep kids out of it till the right time. Guess I had racist looks cause it never came up.
     
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    Once you go black ...





    ... you get AIDS.
     
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    once you go black we don't want you back
     
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    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    An old farmer dude went to see a lawyer seeking a divorce.

    Lawyer: So why do you want a divorce?
    Farmer: I can't stand my wife anymore.
    Lawyer: But why? You've been married 25 years- there must be a reason?
    Farmer: I told you, I just can't stand her anymore.
    Lawyer: But there must be a reason. Tell me, is she a nagger?
    Farmer: No, but that last kid was- that's why I want a divorce.
     
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    How many years is the dad serving..
     
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    It's very easy to tell here in Arizona. This is a local brew.
     
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    Donkeyboy2190 Never earned a dimes

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    1.How long before you banged her?
    2. Did she say she'd had bigger?
     
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    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    Which wall of her vaginal canal did you rub your dick against when you banged her?
     
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    Once you go black, you get robbed.
     
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    I'm not saying this to be funny, but I couldn't do it. I've never lived anywhere where blacks were more than 4% of the population, but there was/is always a "type" of white girl that would seemingly get banged by and/or knocked up by every damn one of them. They usually snap out of it by their early-thirties and find a white guy to take care of her, Da'NyQuil, Donatoshantel, Tyroneasuarus Wrexx-N-Effect and the rest of her liter. I don't want a woman that has that poor of judgement. I would also be concerned about disease. And frankly, I don't want them after they tried their "Projects Project." If that makes me racist, I say "Come on in, the water's fine!... And whites only."
     
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    KillVampires Racist Banned User

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    Blacks in this country carry STDs and AIDS like the plague. Black men kill white women at alarming rates. If you're a white woman dating a black man your odds of being murdered go up by unbelievable amounts. Any self respecting white woman in this country doesn't date blacks. Mudsharks are disgusting. Stay as far away from them as you can.
     
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    A lot of useful info in this thread
     
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    "Wake up white people!"
     
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    100% agree with you. Kids don't need a bunch of random people going in and out of their life.
     
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    Well you could adopt the kids and raise them as one of your own. They are innocent and there is a probably a greater likelihood they will become a professional athlete than your own spawn, especially if you put them in traditionally white dominated sports like hockey and golf.