Is Pussah2 here?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by DrSublux, Jul 10, 2013.

  1. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    1)The night consisted of her coming over.
    2)We talked for about 10 minutes
    3)We took our clothes off. She had a horrible looking body.
    4)I kissed her for maybe 10 seconds.
    5)Sucker her tits for maybe a minute.
    6)I ate her out for about 10 minutes. She didnt smell bad but the odor was a little different. Not one I could stay there for hours, but certainly I think clean.
    7)She blew for about another 5 minutes or so and then quit. I was very hard.
    8)I stuck my dick in her and fucked her for a few minutes. My dick got rapidly softer.
    9)She tried jerking me off and I stuck it in again. I tried closing my eyes and imaging it was anyone else.
    10)I got even softer and looked like a turtle peeking out of its shell.
    11)She then said to try the strapon. She did bring a 6 inch thin one.
    12)She fucked me doggystyle. When it went in for the first minute or so it hurt like a bitch.
    13)After that, honestly it didnt feel bad, but I wasnt hard.
    14)She then fucked me missionary and my penis looked like it was in a bucket of ice water.

    15)We stopped. She changed. She said goodbye.



    That was the most horrendous, horrible, weird, uncomfortable feeling I ever had. The dildo was better than fucking that fat pig.

    She was here and gone within 45 minutes total.

    Best thread evah!!!
     
  2. Billy Brown

    Billy Brown Slippin Jimmy VIP

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    No. Go back to SFN.
     
  3. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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  5. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    why you dirty fuck
     
  6. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian VIP Gold

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    Why would he be? He let a chick fi uck him with a dildo. :jj:
     
  7. Billy Brown

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    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er VIP Gold

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    Agreed....greatest thread ever.
     
  9. wigtropolis

    wigtropolis Well-Known Member

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    you should tell this to Swayze