Is Pussah2 here?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by DrSublux, Jul 10, 2013.

  1. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    1)The night consisted of her coming over.
    2)We talked for about 10 minutes
    3)We took our clothes off. She had a horrible looking body.
    4)I kissed her for maybe 10 seconds.
    5)Sucker her tits for maybe a minute.
    6)I ate her out for about 10 minutes. She didnt smell bad but the odor was a little different. Not one I could stay there for hours, but certainly I think clean.
    7)She blew for about another 5 minutes or so and then quit. I was very hard.
    8)I stuck my dick in her and fucked her for a few minutes. My dick got rapidly softer.
    9)She tried jerking me off and I stuck it in again. I tried closing my eyes and imaging it was anyone else.
    10)I got even softer and looked like a turtle peeking out of its shell.
    11)She then said to try the strapon. She did bring a 6 inch thin one.
    12)She fucked me doggystyle. When it went in for the first minute or so it hurt like a bitch.
    13)After that, honestly it didnt feel bad, but I wasnt hard.
    14)She then fucked me missionary and my penis looked like it was in a bucket of ice water.

    15)We stopped. She changed. She said goodbye.



    That was the most horrendous, horrible, weird, uncomfortable feeling I ever had. The dildo was better than fucking that fat pig.

    She was here and gone within 45 minutes total.

    Best thread evah!!!
     
  2. Billy Brown

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    No. Go back to SFN.
     
  3. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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  5. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    why you dirty fuck
     
  6. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    Why would he be? He let a chick fi uck him with a dildo. :jj:
     
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    Agreed....greatest thread ever.
     
  9. wigtropolis

    wigtropolis Well-Known Member

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    you should tell this to Swayze