1)The night consisted of her coming over. 2)We talked for about 10 minutes 3)We took our clothes off. She had a horrible looking body. 4)I kissed her for maybe 10 seconds. 5)Sucker her tits for maybe a minute. 6)I ate her out for about 10 minutes. She didnt smell bad but the odor was a little different. Not one I could stay there for hours, but certainly I think clean. 7)She blew for about another 5 minutes or so and then quit. I was very hard. 8)I stuck my dick in her and fucked her for a few minutes. My dick got rapidly softer. 9)She tried jerking me off and I stuck it in again. I tried closing my eyes and imaging it was anyone else. 10)I got even softer and looked like a turtle peeking out of its shell. 11)She then said to try the strapon. She did bring a 6 inch thin one. 12)She fucked me doggystyle. When it went in for the first minute or so it hurt like a bitch. 13)After that, honestly it didnt feel bad, but I wasnt hard. 14)She then fucked me missionary and my penis looked like it was in a bucket of ice water. 15)We stopped. She changed. She said goodbye. That was the most horrendous, horrible, weird, uncomfortable feeling I ever had. The dildo was better than fucking that fat pig. She was here and gone within 45 minutes total. Best thread evah!!!