WTF Is Richard Simmons being held against his will by his live in housekeeper?

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Lbr, probably.
     
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    Walygatr Well-Known Member

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    Queen cleaner?
     
  4. GLguygardner

    GLguygardner "I break bread, ribs, hundred dollar bills..."

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    Daddy's gurl's been a bad gurl:sex:
     
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    SlinkyNeckStern VANILLA MIDGET

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    He is so fuckin sexy.
     
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    Richard is my favorite faegala :)
     
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    Rhinosaucerous Self-hating Millennial

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    kingofallmessicans Sandy Cunt

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    He has AIDS, is embarrassed and doesn't want the to be the newest face of AIDS (that's for Sheen).
     
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    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Beet me to it! Shit!
     
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    kingofallmessicans Sandy Cunt

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    Simmons having AIDS would explain why he cut off all contact with his butt-buddies.
     
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    From the article...



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    Wangold Well-Known Member

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    Being held against his will is a wet dream for him. My guess is he's a total sub-bottom.
     
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    I want Richard Simmons to do an exclusive interview with Matt Lauer. Now.
     
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    MilkyDischarge Proud Schtick POTY 2016 Gold

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    Sad as fuck. Like Howard Hughes, drugged and kept prisoner in his bed by a handful of handlers.
    I prefer to remember better days-

    image.jpeg
     
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    Fillmore Fingers Sandy Vag Banned User

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    Sad end to a very, very sad man.

    And another person who will never be on the Stern show again.
     
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    I am fabulous.
     
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