Is Sal a Complete Idiot ? Contest Idea This AM

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  1. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    So here is Sal's idea:

    The crew puts on diapers. They weigh themselves at the outset of the contest.

    The crew then pees and poops in their diapers and they weigh themselves at the end of the show.

    The person who gains the most weight wins.
     
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    Mr Fantastic Found Nemo VIP

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    Men in diapers?


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  3. Beffquus

    Beffquus Scripta sunt in stellis Gold

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    Same old shit. Craptacular derivative.

    After hearing this, I understood why Sal is not as highly paid as he might want to be.

    Next? How 'bout an updated "My Turban is Dirty" staged phone phone call?
     
  4. Ta Ta Toothy

    Ta Ta Toothy Well-Known Member

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    Sounds like a perfect act for AGT.
     
  5. fredrogers

    fredrogers Well-Known Member

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    Didn't they do this year's ago where they weighed the diapers? I remember seeing it (or something very similar to what I'm describing) on the E show.
     
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    hypo666 Well-Known Member

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    Maybe sal is sick and tired of being on sterns dog leash and he is deliberately making crap {literally} suggestions because he just can't be bothered anymore.
     
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  7. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    I don't think anyone here is comprehending the basic concept: Everyone will weigh the SAME. It doesn't matter if your pee is on the inside or the outside.
     
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  8. Nick Mondo

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    BS. A pound of rocks weighs more than a pound of feathers. Even dopey Sal knows that. :c
     
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    Time filler to get sour shoes bit rolling, everything is scripted including the callers.
     
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    Booey prefers the term "produced" and wants to know what you do for living.
     
  13. teehee

    teehee Friend Of The Friendless VIP

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    Nothing says evolved and family friendly like having a group of adult males pee and shit in adult diapers..
     
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    Speak for yourself, Harvard. My pee and poo is extra-concentrated and requires Winzip to realize its potential. Exposure to the 80% humidity we are experiencing results in some truly incredible weight gain. And Sal is a genius. He writes comedy like he picks stocks: by raw instinct. Warren Buffet would have been proud to have him but wouldn't meet Sals salary demands.
     
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    oh thats just so wacky and crazy :facepalm:
     
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    Even wackier and crazier than the first time they did it?
     
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    This is why Sal don't have his own channel.
     
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    It has been a weird phenomenon of the show that they are recycling old bits from the 90s. I mean Benjy with his finger up his ass thing is just a rehash of Scott getting fucked up the ass for money.
     
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    And both were fake bits like all the other bits. You left that out. :c
     
  20. Rob0729

    Rob0729 Well-Known Member

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    Well, that is a given. There isn't anything real on the Stern Show these days from the bits to Howard's hair and teeth.

    Scott's bit wasn't fake. It never happened. Scott wasn't smart enough to figure out a way to fake it to get the money. Either that or Howard couldn't get any PPV provider to do a show around the event where Scott pretends to take it up the ass (more likely).
     
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