Is Schmoopy a possible quadroon?

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  1. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    His nostrils have that biological/physical trait for tracking gazelle feces on the savanna.


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  2. Daveindiego

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    I said in that big thread that he kind of looks like the dirty arab who works down the street in the shitty liquor store.

    So yes, I agree with you.
     
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    i've always said he constantly looks like he just smelt a fart.
     
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    schmoopy looks like that older brother terrorist who was dragged to death by his little gay brother, joker.
     
  5. Avery

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    I think he has all those paper towels because regular tissues can't handle his nose load.
     
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    that faggit is making duck lips. :lol:

    fucking duck faced fart smeller faggit. :rofl:
     
  7. Harry Gibbs

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    he looks like he got chunks of his head missing. like, his skull.

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  8. Avery

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    He said he had a brain injury. Looks like some of his frontal lobe got merked.
     
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    Holy shit that dude must have had a triple lobotomy
     
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    Schmoopy, for the love of god, stop it with the duck face. You look ridiculous.
     
  11. Mack

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    I think he has a natural "derp face" so he does the duck lips
     
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    he thinks it makes him look sexy like a 14 year old girl.
     
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    :lol: omg he does it to "plump up" his gay top lip.

    "derp face" :rofl:
     
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    People poked fun at how thin his top DSL was so now he's overcompensating with the duck face thing.
     
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    I have to give schmoopy credit for posting the funniest pic on the internet.
     
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    He looks like he's really concerned about something...
     
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    He looks like he has cotton balls shoved up his ass.
     
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    Those are the 3 saddest coat hangers I've ever seen.
     
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    Schmoopy looks particularly Jewy in that picture.
     
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    The funniest thing is that he thinks that's a good pic.