Discussion in 'The Bar' started by dawg, Oct 8, 2016.
I heard that Myrtle Beach got slammed hard!
Well, luckily, Schmoopy is currently passed out beneath a bridge in Delaware, wearing lipstick with coke resin beneath his nose.
Don't forget the diaper
Oh, we can't forget that.
He survived by making a raft out of mandingo dildoes
No Oreck involvement?
He is vis m....I mean I dunno.
It wasn't all of Myrtle Beach. It was mostly Schmoopy's butthole. But yes, it got slammed hard.
Hurricane Matt Hughes.
Sorry I killed your thread, dawg.
Fun fact: another word for homerun is "tater"
I think Schmoopy is missing in the storm