Is @Schmoopy still alive?

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  1. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    I heard that Myrtle Beach got slammed hard! :ohnoes:
     
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    First!:derp:
     
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    Poor Mop...:sad:
     
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    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    Well, luckily, Schmoopy is currently passed out beneath a bridge in Delaware, wearing lipstick with coke resin beneath his nose.
     
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    Don't forget the diaper :grad:
     
  6. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    Oh, we can't forget that.
     
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    He survived by making a raft out of mandingo dildoes
     
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    No Oreck involvement?
     
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    Harambe Burrito Intelligent, average dick size and sensational Gold

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    He is vis m....I mean I dunno.
     
  12. Mr. Potato Head

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    It wasn't all of Myrtle Beach. It was mostly Schmoopy's butthole. But yes, it got slammed hard.
     
  13. dawg

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    :wtf:
     
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    Hurricane Matt Hughes.


    @Schmoopy
     
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    :jj:

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    Zing!
     
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  17. Mr. Potato Head

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    Fawkin HOMERUN!!!!! :yes:
     
  18. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    Sorry I killed your thread, dawg. :depressed:
     
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    Fun fact: another word for homerun is "tater"

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    I think Schmoopy is missing in the storm :sad: