I's Scott the Engineer smoking?

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  1. stosh

    stosh Well-Known Member

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    Is Scott the engineer smoking cigarettes again?
    Did I hear that right?
     
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    Stern68 mult Banned User

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    Yep.

    From Marks:

    • Scott The Engineer Smoking Again. 09/09/14. 9:10am
      After the break Howard came back and said that Scott the Engineer's black cloud is in full force. He said he's in the fantasy football league and 3 of his running backs didn't finish their games. Scott said he's not the only one with injured payers. He said he only lost by 1 point this week.
      Jason came in and said that they get these little red flags next to injured players. He said Scott's whole team is just about red. Scott said there are just 3. Howard said it's hard to believe how old these guys are.

      Howard said he heard a rumor that Scott is smoking again. Scott said he is. He said he had quit for 10 years. He said that it's been a couple of months. He said he will stop again. Scott said he was under pressure and he doesn't want to say why. Howard said he's flirting with disaster. Scott said he knows that. Robin said he has COPD. Scott said he knows he's an asshole. He said he's not happy about it. Scott said he started from stress. He said now he's decided to do two things. He said he's losing weight.

      Howard said Scott came in second in the football league. Scott said he lost by 1 point to JD's team so he was actually 5th. He said they do things a little differently. Scott said Gary came in last. Jason said Gary came in last with flying colors. He said Gary really tries and he's very eager. Gary said it's only a week into the season. He told them to give him a break. Gary said he needs some time.

      Jason said it's a continuation of last season. Jason also said that Scott finished in 7th place this week. He said he lost and that's that. Robin said that he made it sound like he came in second.

      Howard said poor Gary can't get it right. Jason said he knows nothing compared to Gary and he came in second. He said he listens to Matthew Berry and he does really well. He said he doesn't know anything like Will, Gary and Jon know. Howard said Gary came in dead last in the last season.

      Howard told Scott to go have a cigarette. Robin said he already has a cigarette related illness and he's smoking again. Howard said they all have stress there. Howard said no eulogy for Scott. The door squeaked on the way out so Fred said that's the coffin squeaking.
     
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    Granma Renasi Member Banned User

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    Why did you place an apostrophe between I and S?
     
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  4. Quite Frankly

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    Nah, it's just a bit written by some interns while they were milling around the last 3 weeks wondering when Brutal Master might be back.
     
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    he smokes lucky strikes #bowling
     
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    TheWonk POTY Music Forum Gold

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    Is that ebonics? Like "I's be smokin wit ciggawets, foo"?
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    typo?:rolleyes:
     
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  10. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    "I's" is the contraction for the word "is".


    You know, similar to how "don't" is the contraction for "do not."


    It's a timesaver.
     
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    I have a friend who has COPD. He's only 54 but has to have an oxygen tank with him at all times. He still smoked when he was first told he had COPD. Quitting smoking must be very difficult. I'm glad I never took it up. If Scott keeps smoking he'll be like my friend.
     
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    Well, it's good to know Scott will have you as a friend.
     
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    Friends? I have no friends. Hunted, despised.
     
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    NO!!!

    Scott is smoking again?

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    On second thought, who cares? :coffee:
     
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    Wonder how long this has been going on? Was there a trigger event, hope he can get off of them, he knows better now.